1) Life sucks.
2) Life's a bitch.
3) Life has no meaning.
So I can conclude that life is probably a female vacuum cleaner that cannot be found in the dictionary. And that is probably why I don't want to have one, either. I have no need for vacuum cleaners, much less female ones that cannot be found in the dictionary.
But anyway. I'm back here to blog since I've nothing better to do. In fact, this has always been one of my most enjoyable hobbies, because there IS nothing better to do than blogging. However when certain things start to threaten my existence, I have to give in at times. So here are my reasons for not blogging everyday.
Monday: Busy playing Gunbound. I'm hooked and I don't get my (almost) daily fix, I'll be in trouble. Well I haven't had my daily fix for a while and so on Monday I was just letting go of everything. Can't blame me for that really, can you? If you think I should be blamed, go play it yourself.
Tuesday: First official day of campaigning so I was up and about checking others' posters. Try finding mine around. People say I'm not putting any effort for my campaign but that's not true! I took a hell long time to get my banner up and so screw you all who say otherwise. Of course, my banner was already up before Tuesday but I needed to ensure that no one touched it or defaced it. Hence I had no time to blog as I stayed in school till 11pm to make sure no one removed it. Unless Elango the fagut security guard decided to take it down (after 11pm) because I've shouted his name umpteen times before.
Wednesday: So it turns out Elango didn't do anything. But I spent Wednesday going out to support my X-country mates at Turf City. Then as you know, YL and I are very anti-public transport. And I was determined to stick to the plan. So after the competition (which RJC screwed it up, kind of), I had my own Cross Country back home.
Thursday: I had my own training and given my level of fitness, I would be better off not training at all. But since I trained, I still got damn tired and so I ended up sleeping after three hours of Gunbound.
Friday: Err, since I figured YL was going to blog that night, I couldn't give a damn. Turned out my prediction was quite accurate eh. And campaigning is officially over, yay! Man I'm so tired, I haven't put in so much work for such a long while. For those who claim that I slack, err.. shut up.
That about rounds up my super boring week. And of course not to mention on Friday I was rushing some overdue French homework. See, my teacher got really impatient with the non-existence of my work so he decided to get pissed off yesterday. He spammed the whole (French) class with an email stating that assignments will be graded as part of CA.
AND WHAT THE HECK! I thought I had escaped RP?!?!
Well apparently not. And unlike RP where you take away 10% for 1 day, 50% for 2 days and 100% of the marks for 3 days or more (see what sort of a system this is, it's f**king drilled in my head), my teacher doesn't give a damn about the number of days. Because he believes in French and not Mathematics. Oh and therefore any late assignment will be considered as a non-existent assignment. Not that it affects me, my assignments are almost all non-existent anyway.
And if you haven't noticed the key word in the last sentence of the previous paragraph, it is "almost". Meaning I still have some little bit of hope. Oh and that's because our dear blogger here for the past week, namely Yuk Lun, has decided to be a bigger arsehole than me and not do anything at all. (Can't you see why he has the time to blog so much.)
Still, despite my descriptions, 百闻不如一见。
Just have a look at this:
And therefore I decided to be more hardworking for French now, since CA is bloody counting off against me again. At least YL has the substance to out-perform me in exams, so I'd better get a headstart now. Not like one assignment is going to count for a lot, but you get what I mean. Being of the French Front Row Gang, we're delinquents somewhat like the immigrant population in France. Whole day only know how to make noise because we're useless.
But I've rediscovered my passion for French, and I've started watching non-porn French videos. Which is quite hard to find but I still did it anyway. Now that's NOT to say I found some porn ones okay.. I was just having beginner's luck. Anyway I find French politicians quite amusing, they come from all over the place, literally. Here's one from the woods, and in case you don't understand the wordings, it translates to "Jean Marie Le Pen - President of FN" (I think).
And FN is some political group that I don't know stands for what. Don't ask me either, because I don't know.
Just look at the damn picture and look what the idiot is saying.
In case you don't know what "merde" is, go check www.freetranslation.com. Very useful website for me as well, so I thought I might just share it with you.
But back to the topic - can you imagine what a joker this guy is? LE PEN indeed. Would you call yourself LE PEN? I really think with such a name he'll just get whooped in the elections, unless his opposition is LE SWORD. I found myself being unable to control my laughter at watching this video.
And do not, I repeat, do not for a moment think I made that picture up. I've got proof that it's official.
Ya so don't say I anyhow made the picture. Not true okay! The site is www.tf1.fr, and the date for the video is the 8th of April. Now go look for it yourself if you don't believe me. I tell you these French politicians can be downright joker at times.
Talk about passion. Now I can feel the blood surging through my veins again, and I'm getting a sudden impulse to go back to watching more French videos and getting more work done. Going back to the system of RP, it is imperative that I get all my work done.
So I'm sorry I have to leave you now, but I need to get my arse whooped.
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