Tuesday, April 11, 2006

How much is being a councillor worth?

The campaigning has begun! And this is when everything becomes so much more exciting! Needless to say, vote for yh and yj, my brudders at tcs. But you still have 13 votes left. Such a difficult decision isn't it. But fret not, tcs helps you to differentiate the candidates who deserve to get into council and those who don't.

Now what qualities do you look for in an ideal candidate? He must be smart. Smart people know that the conventional way of campaigning i.e. posters etc. don't have much impact anymore. Smart people also know that the new way of attracting attention is through technology.
Therefore, introducing...... TCS' e-campaigning programme!!!

The idea is very simple. For a price x, I will do some free publicity for you right here, so that everyone will know what a great person you are and then you'll get voted into the student council.

The price structure will go something like this:
x: I link your blog at some obscure corner of this page
2x: I link your blog in my post with a recommendation
3x: I say something nice about you regardless of whether i know you personally
4x: I write an entire fairytale about you
10x: You can have the blog

X has yet to be determined. But I have a general idea of how much it is. Let's say because of the publicity of this blog alone, you get into the council. Because you get into the council, you have an excellent cca record and an outstanding testimonial. Thanks to these two things, you become either a) a doctor or b) a powerful civil servant. Either of these will earn more than 10k a month. Definitely. So I guess when you look at it this way, 10k for an advert isn't too much to ask for. After all, it'll simply be your first month's salary.

Anyway, the price is negotiable, especially for needy students. I still have a heart. E-campaigning is the way to go!

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