Update

Just a few updates that you might be seeing around TCS soon.

1) RUMOUR MILL IS MAKING A RETURN!
Something which people either love or loathe. But welcome or dread it, you'll see it come back anyway. The last time the Rumour Mill was at TCS was at err.. 6 Sep 2005? That was before I screwed up the TCS template (which was yet again, eons ago) and when YL had started his quest on finding rumours around the school. Which was quite ironic since YH and I found him with a rumour instead. Maybe not exactly a rumour, but never mind that was history.

And for those who are waiting to beat us up and soon as the rumour mill comes up, don't be too quick to act. We do practise SOME censorship - so don't worry you've got your identity censored and your arse covered. Umm ya.

2) TCS RECRUITMENT DRIVE
We need cocks, cockesses and cocksters. Anyone who thinks that they can talk more cock than all three of us put together (which is kinda impossible) can screw off becuase that's not possible. But anyone who KNOWS that they can talk more cock than all three of us put together are welcome to try - because you have the confidence and you are obviously cocking up about being able to talk cock. Which is downright cock. So once again interested applicants can sign up with us at the library or at the canteen. If you don't know how we look like, leave a message on any canteen table and I'll try to find it.

By the way not all applicants are automatically selected! Baskit you think life is so easy? You will have to go through an interview stage (kind of like Council), where you will be interrogated by the Exco, which is essentially any one of us. Then you will have to campaign in school along with the Council campaigners during campaign week. Maybe if you've the guts to do something really rubbish we'll accept you. So good luck to all applicants.

3) THE SEETOW CHRONICLES
This is a one-off issue about our dear friend on the tagboard called Seetow, better known as "anonymous". This joker would make a great salesman, if not for his less-than-desirable figure. If you don't know who he is, he's that idiot today going around Block B saying "eh you look very hot today le, you need some ice cream to cool you down!" Then he proclaims that he is a damn good salesman and should consider marketing stuff next time. Ya maybe he could advertise "hot waterpolo keepers" like himself. Because he kept saying today about how hot the RI waterpolo goalkeeper was.. ya ya we get your hint.

But if you're thinking we can write a book about him, hell no. We cannot possibly do that as we don't see him everyday. You just have to know that today this smart and "hot" waterpolo goalkeeper went to eat three ice creams and four cold pizzas so he's got a STOMACHACHE haha! And he thought I would get it also but although I might be stupid enough to eat three ice creams and four cold pizzas, I DID NOT. Oh plus he was fiddling around with dry ice so no wonder.

Anyway today the f**king waterpolo juniors all bullied me. Zhizhi evidently hasn't been taking them in hand. Must be because he keeps training to whack me upside down in treading water and aiming to break the national youth team record of 30 seconds that he couldn't be bothered with the n00bs in waterpolo. Tsktsk cannot make it. But you get my point that Seetow's some joker.

So in the next few weeks you can expect some changes in the blog. And if YL happens to produce a fantastic template out of nowhere (literally since his com crashed), you'll get to see a new template! Now how cool is that! Not as cool as Seetow's ice creams, it seems. Oh well.