oral presentation hooooo!

oral presentation is here. the ultimate chance for slackers to pull level with everyone else (not that i am one.) The interesting thing is that one is not graded for what you say, but rather how you say it. That said, why do we even need to follow the project in the first place. Isn't it better to just talk about something totally unrelated to the project but inject passion and fluency? In fact i can write you a script for this. bold is for emphasis


Good morning ladies and gentlemen, what i am going to talk about today is total bullshit, but you're going to have to hear me out because you are my esteemed judges and my future totally depends on you.

Now you may think that talking bullshit is easy, but i assure you that this is not the case. It takes a hell lot of guts to be standing before you like this and telling you the truth about oral presentation, but my omnipresent sense of justice does not permit otherwise.

The fact is that oral presentation, and in fact project work itself, is a total waste of time Why we still have to do it ranks as one of the greatest mysteries in the world, along with that of the Bermuda Triangle and why xiaxue's blog has so many visitors.

The only saving grace of pw is that you get this rare opportunity to hear me speak, which makes it a really good use of time for you, but not necessarily for me. But for my esteemed judges, i am willing to speak to you, for you are the masters of my destiny. To be honest, what I want from you is a recommendation that can propel me straight to university without having to take the 'A' Levels. But knowing that that is beyond your powers, I'll settle for an A. Negotiation can take place during the Q and A session.

Do note that i am having a lot of passion for the topic at hand and that should give me some more marks. Notice also the big smile on my face. *smiles* I have fulfilled all the criteria listed, whatever they are, and feel free to praise me. You're welcome, and I thank you for your kind attention.

Ok so this doesn't take five minutes, but as someone great said," the more the words, the less the meaning" so with this type of quality, who needs to speak for 5 minutes? If they're right about not caring about what you say but instead on how you say it, i don't see how this can fail to score full marks. Now for the q and a section, i'll only think of the answer to one of their general questions, so you'd better pray that this question goes to you.

Q: what has pw taught you?

A: pw has t.t...taught me soooo muccchhhhhh....*tears* Let your tears speak for themselves.

so this concludes my tutorial for oral presentation.