Failures

Okay it's the last day of JC1 (gasp!), and upon reflection, I shall post here my 5 biggest failures of the year.

1) Failure to sleep early. See, I'm still posting now, which proves a point. My Thursday posts are actually Wednesday posts, and my Wednesday posts are actually Tuesday posts. Such is the sad state of my uh, sleeping habits.

2) Failure to get school cancelled. Despite having Plan PSI 300, and despite getting all my friends to burn their notes, I am very disappointed to say that it failed. And therefore I burnt all my notes FOR NOTHING ARGH. Well I also formulated another plan to play a prank by sticking up a note at the side gate saying school is cancelled. Then pretend to be a victim and go home.

Sadly, I could not wake up early enough to paste the sheet of paper. Refer to Failure No. 1. By that I don't mean refer to me (some people might debate that I'm Failure No. 1 too), but the first failure that I've listed here. I've not enough guts anyway.

3) Failure to find more NBA members. I think I must have been too ambitious, trying to find NBA members in RJC but instead of expanding the NBA circle, I'm just inside being a loser while watching the world go buaya. I shall not comment any further, but I rate this as one of the failures that shouldn't have been there. I know there are MUGGERS around. I KNOW IT!

4) Failure to make Stall 2 auntie lose business. For her BAD WORK ATTITUDE and the POOR QUALITY OF LEMON TEA, I decided to launch a campaign against Stall 2, declaring war. The first idea was to do mass boycott, starting from my class. Almost my whole class still patronised the stall, the only guy not doing so being me. After half a day I realised I couldn't take it anymore and went to buy wedges from them. That was bad discipline, I admit.

Still, there can be no denial their lemon tea does taste like soapwater. And the auntie flirts with certain students, according to reliable but unnamed sources. Worse still, after flirting she doesn't give discount. Therefore I say don't bother. And therefore I say boycott Stall 2. Though we all know they are a bloody monopoly and by tomorrow, guaranteed everyone's going to be buying stuff from them unless they are Muslims fasting. Even so, Hari Raya Puasa is over and I think they'll get their business.

From everyone including me argh.

5) Failure to be the most failure. Although I have my off days, I guess I still can't qualify as "top failure" in RJC because there are others who have proved themselves more jacked than me. This is debatable as there are different ways to define "failure", but I passed my Chemistry and Chemistry is life so no, I can't be that bad a failure.

Unfortunately, life is about extremes and if you fail to get a title for yourself, you fail. I fail to be top failure and therefore I fail.

All right I'm seriously failing to understand what I'm writing. But school closes anyway, and TCS wishes everyone happy holidays. Do make good use of them by flying kites or playing soccer, we all know that these activities are good for you.

Me, I'll try to work on these failures so that they won't fail next year. Watch out Stall 2 hurhur.