Something stupid

We have been talking about results and intellect too much, so here's a bit of brainless humour.

What are the similarities between a huge firm and a voluptuous girl?

1. Both can loan money easily from the bank (assuming noob bank in case of girl.)

2. Both practise dumping. Firms dump to get rid of smaller and weaker competitors, while voluptuous girls dump because well.. the guys simply aren't competent enough.

3. Both have huge assets.

And then a certain fat sicko who read it on MSN (because I typed it -.-) claimed that there was a fourth point - that the word "firm" would both be related to the firm and the girl.

It's obvious to see how the word "firm" links with "firm".

As for the girl, the girl would have huge and firm assets. Thus same as huge firm.

Okay that said, I hope it was brainless enough. Voluptuous girls are often brainless anyway.