Let's Kick Racism Out of Football

The term all-stars is getting boring, i thought all-blacks would be a greater success instead, just like in new zealand. Being an observer of the English Premiership League im going to give you a better understanding of the it. Racism is a problem in football. The blacks are usually those that are discriminated against. Thus, it is natural to form a whole team of black players to show that black players can play football as well and fight against racism. So, introducing the all-blacks! Playing the traditional 4-4-2.

In goal we have Shaka Hislop.







Unfortunately i don't know about him so skip that.

Left back: Ashley Cole

you know him right? so that saves me the trouble of loading the pic. He costs 5 million plus William Gallas (another black but since Cole costs more Gallas isn't here). 'best left back in the world' says someone. but actually i also can. If i run slower, then i just get left back right?

Centre back: Kolo Toure

You know him too. He's tall and good and blah blah blah. i just think it's a waste of energy to load pictures. He's good. No? Well too bad you gotta trust me on that.

Centre back: Joseph Yobo

He's good too, and i happen to like his name. I think it's really cool.

Left midfield: Emmanual Eboue

He's got a cool name too. plus he's fast and skilful.

Centre midfield:Michael Essien

This powerpack is worth 24million, which is like dunno how many hdb flats, and millions of cups of the iced tea sold at rjc.

Centre Midfield: Edgar Davids

This guy looks like he's going to bite the living crap out of you. They don't call him bulldog for nothing. Plus he wears these cool goggles.

Right midfield: Shaun Wright-Phillips

The fact that he's sitting on a bench somewhere (Chelsea?) doesn't mean anything. Ever heard of the Chinese idiom 不鸣则以一鸣惊人(might have a word wrong, sorry my chinese rusty). That means he can suddenly explode and become a super zai player. He also cost 24 million and that's proof of his quality.

Striker: Shaquille O'Neal

Peter Crouch has just proven that anyone who is very tall can score goals, so having Shaq here is natural.

Striker: Louis Saha

Another one with a cool name. Sahahahahahahaha!!

Manager: Michael Jackson

Turth be told, i don't know why i chose him. Maybe it's got something to do with the fact that he tried to turn white and it became a total disaster. Serves as an example for those who want to follow in his footsteps.

"In the name of some divine being, i command thee, racism, to get out of football!" and so goes the exorcism of racism.