Forrest Gump

Sorry if I'm retarded, but do you think Forrest Gump is spastic?

He goes "My mama says life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get."

Somehow I came across this somewhere on the Net, and I don't know if I've said this before - but when you have a box of chocolates, you know you're going to freaking get chocolates. And I don't know what sort of analogy is that, how can you compare life to a box of chocolates?

Anyway I'm sitting around killing time till Monday because I can't wait to get back my promos results. That is because I believe I've waited long enough, and patience isn't really one of my strong points.

In fact, I believe patience isn't even a strong point.

Let's look at it this way: If you are injured, you go to hospital. If you go to hospital, you become a.. PATIENT. Therefore patience is an act of weakness.

Get impatient. Just waste time till Monday.

No one followed the PSI 300 plan, unfortunately, and I've been to meaningless lessons for the past week. I am very disappointed to note that Singaporeans and RJC students aren't that obedient after all. They cannot carry out instructions properly.

Next time go army how?

Okay I think that's a very huge issue to tackle now.

I'm off to waste more time till Monday. Then I will start finding ways to console myself IN CASE I do not get good grades. It's called mental preparation, man.

Meanwhile, don't ever say life is like a box of chocolates. The only thing that is like a box of chocolates is..

..well, another box of chocolates.