Biology tips part two

Today's quote is universal, it's for the world.

I trust you've heard it many times before. And I find great meaning in it. I find great pleasure in repeating it. Because when we all grow up we know that there's a little bit of playful childishness left in us. Although in some people it appears more evident than others.

Take me, for instance.

I want to be king and rule the world.

And anyhow, here's the quote: "HAPPY CHILDREN'S DAY!"

I feel younger already.

But that's not going to stop the Biology promos on Monday! So do kindly allow me to continue with my Biology tips. Even though we might stop and feel tempted to sing "sama sama maju ke hadapan", let us reserve it till after promos.

BIOLOGY BY YJ (PART 2)

Phylogeny is the classification of species based on their anatomies, embryological similarities as well as their molecular similarities - ie their internal structures and stuff. It's like grouping students according to how much they score for their Maths test.

Classification is based on mostly outermost appearances, and on certain common characteristics. It's like grouping students according to their looks. (which means it sucks and hence it's not worth learning)

Phylogenetic classification is a mixture of both. Cool!!

All living things 1) have a cellular organisation (we're all cells)
2) show metabolic activity (??)
3) grow and develop (??)
4) reproduce (or meiosise, or conjugate)
5) have a common heredity molecule/nucleic acids (??)
6) respond to stimuli (??)
7) adapt to the environment (ya right, why would people complain when they are put in an unfamiliar environment where life sucks eg RJC?)

An obligate parasite is an organism that will die without its host. It reminds me of a certain ex-classmate of mine, I shall not mention who.

There are three parts in a virus, the genome, the capsid and the envelope. All I know is that the capsid acts as a protein coat and thus the rest are kind of useless.

And like the Biology students studying for Biology, I suddenly feel a wave of fatigue overcome me. Already I can smell the freedom of tomorrow, the air of the end of promos. LIKE DUH I can smell it, because I've already smelt it.

Tomorrow YL will be liberated, and therefore I will not go on and on.

Final tips:
If you sleep early, tomorrow comes faster (psychologically, of course).
If tomorrow comes faster, the exam starts earlier.
If the exam starts earlier, it ends earlier.
Then you get promoted earlier.

My friends of H2 Biology, stop reading this shit and go and sleep.

Last minute mugging does not help.

May Lady Luck smile at you tomorrow, and let her provide the magical answers in your head. The world awaits with bated breath to celebrate the end of promos with you.

That's all. GO BIOLOGY STUDENTS!

(Joy is best shared, so I'd be truly happy tomorrow. No point having my happiness stifled as I watch my friends suffer zomg.)