Deathnote

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There. Does it appear to you as a lump of rubbish? That's what accents are anyway, a lump of rubbish and a waste of time typing it out, I'd much prefer writing any day.

Anyway there has been recent excitement about deathnotes and how everyone wishes they exist in real life because they want one. I say stop dreaming and move on, we all know that's not possible so stop speculating on who you are going to kill if you get that deathnote. If you hate that person that much just go kill him/her straight, no questions asked. Technology advances, but deathnotes are simply not reachable at this point in time.

Still, imagination is good and you might get satisfaction of dreaming.

If I get a deathnote, who would I kill first?

I'm not that selfish. I won't be killing anyone in school. I say Didier Drogba be first to go because he's got a snazzy attitude and frankly his scoring record is getting to be a pain in the arse. Then of course it's goodbye to Edwin van der Sar because we all know Man Utd would be bottom of the Premiership if not for his antics. Stupid leaky defence should just leak some more, so Rio Ferdinand is number three.

Hell, why don't I just write down the whole Man Utd team? Hoho it sure will be funny when the Manchester Evening Standard or some of their local papers publish "Man Utd players all die at one go". Or what about the BBC commentator giving match commentary says, "My heart stopped when I saw the players drop dead one by one on the field."

Then I'll just write his name in deathnote. WOW!!

That will teach them to use metaphors. Or tell lies.

In the context of school, I'm not sure who I'd like to kill off. Probably anyone and everyone getting higher than me for Chemistry. I don't like getting rid of unnecessary lives because if I killed my whole batch I'd be a very lonely and sad person. But then again, by killing anyone who got higher than me, that would be like THE WHOLE BATCH.

Argh, dilemma dilemma.

I might bring home a 100.0 percentile but I won't need to go for anymore outings.

Still, think about it. If deathnotes existed as normal pieces of paper, how bloody crazy would that be. During an exam, you write your name on the script and 40 seconds later you die. It's like wth.

Or better yet, the whiteboard is a deathnote (or a deathboard). The teacher writes down all the people down for remedial. THEN THAT MEANS I DIE AGAIN. LIKE WTH.

Deathnotes sound really dangerous, and now come to think of it I'm glad they don't exist.

And the stupid movie has given a whole new dimension to deathnotes. Because in true fact, deathnotes are notes that people write when they're about to die or commit suicide. Not some stupid book where you kill. If it's a murder weapon, call it a murder weapon. Don't "deathnote" here, "deathnote" there. It's a bloody murder weapon and that's that.

On the other hand, you could think of notes as mugging notes. Deathnotes would be notes about death. Biology students can start groaning as they mug a new set of notes. I think this word is seriously revolutionary, makes one think so much about it. It's probably the most important thing that has occurred to me, and I suddenly feel so inspired.

But hell, I'm tired too.

Enough about deathnotes, I'm going to sleep.