Haaaaazyyyy!

To quote a certain ardent fan of this blog (Seetow aka anonymous), "the stupid indons are blurring our skies". If you don't believe me, look up at you'll find that this is true.

Okay perhaps not, if you're reading this after I just published. The haze usually somehow or other gets better in the evening, while it gets worse in the morning. Then at night it gets better again. People tell me it's because you can't see anything in the night, but I tell them they are being racist.

Next time your parents tell you not to play too much computer because it deteriorates your eyesight..

..just tell them: "it's not my eyesight, it's the haze."

Classic - and you can get away with it because that's the truth. Hazy skies for the win! Excuses abound!

On less relevant news, today was the first day of CCAL conference. The speakers made highly suggestive remarks which was rather amusing.

Examples include quotes from the lecture given by Mr Sivadorai S to the Sports CCALs.

"You call me Mr. S (ass)? Wait till I call your Mr. P. I'm not going to spell out the rest for you."

WHY P? WHY WHY WHY?

(asking Jude's Favourite Lad about hockey training)
"In hockey, after you take out the sticks and balls (in that order), you do your stroking, what else?"

I was thinking, perhaps after stroking there could be shooting. Of course, I didn't say that but everyone laughed at his comment.

By Mr Kevin Low (on some deputy head of the RJC board of governors),
"He's part of the main shareholders of BritishIndia. And he's really very successful. So I went over to his farm, and I got to rub shoulders with him."

There was something more suggestive than that but I can't remember the exact phrase.

The guest of honour, Mr Gordon Aw I think, wasn't willing to lose out.

"Who watched Titanic more than 4 times?" (a totally meaningless question)

then.. "so which part did you like best?" (like we don't know what's he referring to)

There might be some other quotes, but my memory fails me tonight. So I'm afraid I can't provide you any more entertainment - if you want just crash Part Two tomorrow. The lecture's at 8am at PAC. You don't have to take attendance, JUST CRASH.

But don't get caught sleeping like me or you're dead. Yup.