Okay owing to PSI levels hitting 150 now, we've received new instructions from.. one of my friends.
I was thinking about it while watching news (or rather while my parents were watching news while turning on the sound REAL LOUD), because they did mention if the PSI hit 300 they'd have to stop school.
While physical activity is not recommended for PSI 51-100 and banned from PSI 100 onwards. And by the way, I'm not making this up - TCS isn't totally fiction if you haven't realised by now.
So I decided to give haze an ultimatum: 1) get down to zero so I can make my legs ache again or 2) get up to 300 so NO MORE SCHOOL. Since it's at PSI 150 now, it should be equally easy to reach either side.
But considering PSI 0 would be perfect and we all know that utopia doesn't exist, I think we should whack it up to 300 and just let school be cancelled. After all, the threat of doing PW is worse than the threat of dying from haze. I don't know about all of you but I have aircon and you must realise that we at TCS aren't exactly morally conscious people.
Here's the plan. Courtesy of my classmate.
' los dazzling soup says:
QUICK EVERYONE PROMOS ARE OVER
' los dazzling soup says:
BURN ALL YOUR NOTES
' los dazzling soup says:
MAKE PSI RISE
' los dazzling soup says:
THEN SCHOOL WILL CLOSE
- yj [ no. 10 ] says:
LOL
- yj [ no. 10 ] says:
three hundred.
- yj [ no. 10 ] says:
what are the chances
' los dazzling soup says:
very good if you all obey!
' los dazzling soup says:
start now!
- yj [ no. 10 ] says:
LOL
..and here we go! Wheeeeeee!
Talk about burning stuff today some old man was downstairs burning incense at the void deck of my block. Which kinda made me incensed but then again with this newly-formulated plan I think we should encourage all senior citizens to start paying respects to their ancestors NOW!
We call it PLAN PSI 300. GO GO!
(Edit: And maybe Singapore Pools could have betting. Like if the PSI is going to rise in the next hour, and all the various margins that it would change by. Ladbrokes and the English bookies have so much crap to bet about (eg if Beckham vomits in his next match), we could challenge them by offering such services too. Crap bets. Then another source of income for the Pools or the gambler, depends if I am the gambler or not. Anyway, considering that air pollution is air pollution, and Singapore Pools, being the Pools, shouldn't be much affected at all. Yup cheers.)
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yes! need 300 meh? in 1998 school was suspended cos it reached 200...
ya i thought it was 200
too bad its down to good levels already, thanks to the wind.
ya. but im half glad it was down to a good level today because i wanted my EOYs over with
yeah la, so sak man. hahahaha okay kidding! let it go up to 200 so no more eoys la they cant possibly kope our hols right
they CAn and they WILL. Like dude, after so many years on the education system, you should know that MOE is EVIL...
But I don't have to worry.. EOYs are over =)
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