haze again

One dark and hazy morning yh and i went for training. yes, despite the haze.

but when we got there, ck came and said," i came to tell you all not to train, cos of the haze"

But then, we each made a one hour journey from home and it would be a waste of time if we didn't.

luckily, sk solved our problem by telling us, " aiya yesterday night psi was 80 only la, still below 100, can train".

Furthermore, there were little kiddies already swimming around, not floating (means not dead yet). And here we were like cowards afraid to exercise? No way man.

So in we went, happily. And stayed there for quite some time.

Then came out and went to school. To find out that the psi was a freaking 130 that morning!!!

*cough cough* die la.

And i realised the newspapers haven't been giving many guidelines about how to deal with the haze. So i'll give you some pointers.

1. Don't laugh. im serious. When you laugh, you breathe in vast amounts of the polluted air, then all the dust particles get stuck in your throat, then you gag and choke and die X.X

2. Always breathe in through your nose. Your nose acts as a filter for all the dust particles. Be sure to clean your nose every 30 minutes, otherwise it will stopper up and you will be forced to breathe through your mouth which may result in the consequence of 1.

But then in reality you people should take in deeper breaths of the dust particles so that there'll be less of it for me to breathe in. So that's all for now.

Oh and miao came up with the revolutionary car-powered bicycle.