Quiz

Since quizzes have been in fashion for some time now and things like quizilla have sprung up to fill up some blogs, i've decided to do one as well, but a budget one. Budget in terms of effort because i can't be bothered to sign up with quizilla to create a nice one. Anyway, budget things are also in fashion right now, thanks to budget airlines and budget hotels. So what you are going to see is a very fashionable thing to put on a blog. Anyway, it would defeat the purpose having a nice background with the quiz because it's only 1 question long. And you can find the related pictures yourself.

Quiz name: What type of farter are you?

It is common knowledge that when one farts silently, it is usually of the much smellier type, and when one farts with great aplomb, the smell is not that great.

Question 1:
Is your fart silent and smelly or pompous and harmless? (We're talking about the majority of cases here)

a. silent and smelly
b. pompous and harmless

Now let me leave a space for the results.













A. If your answer is a, you are a selfish farter. You only care about the fact that nobody knows that you have farted and care nothing about the fact that everyone close to you has to choke and gack and ack. Meanwhile, you play the innocent lamb and ask together with everyone else, "Now who's the fucker who farted?" The world could do with less people like you.


B. If your answer is b, you are a selfless farter. Even though you might be the butt of jokes to come, you have not harmed anyone except for the noise pollution of the fart. Do you know that the sound produced by the fart has been known to burst eardrums? No? Well that's because you're stupid. Still, no one has to bear the stink, and it's at your expense. You, being a selfless farter, probably does not mind being laughed at. But that does not absolve the fact that you had farted and wasted precious oxygen because while everyone else makes use of their oxygen to do meaningful things, you transform it into farts. The world doesn't need you either.