George Bush is Bullshit

The thing about public transport is that once in a while, there is always something interesting, even if it means you have to tolerate many hours of mundane stuff first. Today something interesting did happen.

So i was taking the train to bishan and at the orchard stop all the cool people got off because orchard is such a cool place. That doesn't leave many people on the train which finally allowed me to get a seat. Then I noticed this guy 2 seats away from me. He looked like an intellectual beggar. Seriously. He looked dirty. But he had spectacles which made him look intellectual. And a whole bag full of newspaper cuttings which he proceeded to take out. he looked as if he was reading them. then he crushed them into paper balls. In the process, he talked to himself, of course. otherwise it would be difficult to classify him as a lunatic.

Just when the train was about to reach bishan and i thought there was nothing new to be observed about him, he suddenly stood up. i thought he might alighting at bishan. Because he might be a lecturer at RJC or something. But no. he proceeded to take out a stack of booklets and handed them out to everyone on the train. Being a model rafflesian with an insatiable thirst for knowledge, i decided to take one as well.

And the title of the booklet was "George Bush is bullshit" by a certain Dr. Alsagoff. A booklet dedicated to the peace-loving people of the world, which obviously includes me. But the contents were basically rantings against george bush. In fact, its format was more like an angsty blog than a logical argument.

According to talkcocksummit's stringent marking criteria for general paper, i would definitely give him and A++ because he talk so much cock. Further more, got no elaboration no example. There was a pict of him at the back of the booklet, and he certainly looked more like a patient than a doctor.

unfortunately, i lost the booklet so i can't show it to all of you.