Thought Detector

Okay so after Italian match-fixing and the silly prelude to this post last night, let us now find out what the thought-detector has caught for the Switzerland vs Togo match. As you know, this thought-detector is ground-breaking technology and hence the expensive equipment could only be used once for one whole World Cup.

If not, our TR would not even go near to cutting the AVC. So I'm sorry but well,

TCS presents SWITZERLAND VERSUS TOGO.


The match starts with 2 camera-shy players shielding their faces. Switzerland guy using his left hand, nice try. The Togoan is a little smarter, at least he uses the ball.

Then before you know it the Swiss are up yet again to their efficient methods and Alexander Frei was glad to pop in a goal. And thought-detector caught this nice and well.


He couldn't help adding a little more arrogance during his celebrations.

So he thought we couldn't see it eh.

And sometimes when you get anomalies, you wonder if your device is working properly.

Where, exactly IS the thought coming from?

We move our thought-camera to the stands, and surprise surprise it still works! You all better beware of this super advanced technology, one day someone might use it on you!


Then the manager's dugout.


Second half and the tussle's still on. As Togo starts to chase the game （求胜心切）, they begin to get violent.

The Swiss guy wasn't amused.

Barnetta again finds himself at the losing end, so he starts shoving and cussing as well. At least in his head. But we've got it all captured. Another anomaly detected, what the heck. The Germans were right, the balls they used at WC were indeed revolutionary.

They are lighter so they can think as well.

And FINALLY Barnetta breaks loose and takes the second goal for the Swiss. He subsequently got violent and decided to show the Togo players the middle-finger salute.

This might be a thought-detector, but this is no Photoshop. I swear he pointed the middle finger after scoring okay!

The final whistle brought agony to most. Most Togoans.

If you can't win it, then flaunt whatever you have and take it away with dignity, this guy seems to say. And the best part about thought-detectors, it functions as cameras as well. The basic function of a camera is to catch scandals and OH YES I believe we have one here!

Yup don't we all see the logic behind the football match now?

Leave it to the Thought Detector.