HAPPY BIRTHDAY YJ!

A special day, a momentous occasion indeed! It's YJ's birthday!!!

And of course you must be itching to know more about yj. Well loads has happened since his last birthday. His legs have become more muscular (like duh!) he has become wiser, more matured and still as crazy as ever.

Now, listen up girls, he is super duper sexy. Besides his all-famous legs which you should already know about, there's still his all-enduring manliness. He has been known to run from toa payoh to orchard just to protect the environment and avoid the pollution transportation brings. To him, Singapore is so small, we don't really need the bus or the mrt. Walking or running will do just fine. Taking transportation is simply for sissies.

Ever heard him speak French before? You haven't? oh that's sad because it's really cool.

YJ's deep voice+ French= Ownage!!!

Maybe if you ask nicely he'll say something to you in French. Or even teach you some phrases.
French is a really beautiful and romantic language. Really.

Now if you really still need more proof as to how sexy he is, ask for his home telephone number. Of course, don't be offended if he doesn't give it to you. After all, he's an intensely private person and can't afford to have you fans and stalkers alike ambushing him. But here's a little hint: it's 6XXX6969. No shit, i might talk alot of cock but i'm dead serious about this. i mean, even the phone number is sexy, what more can you ask for? I doubt even money can buy that sort of telephone number.

yj plays the recorder really well. So well that I consider him a true musician. Someday he'll be performing in a concert with his recorder, so make sure you people are there to support him then. Anyway, musicians are romantic, intelligent etc etc. And yj is a musician in the truest sense of the word.

yj is a councillor, Exco member somemore. And thus, he deserves respect. Being a councillor means he's automatically eligible to become a befriender and an Orientation Group Leader as well. And if you've gone for the first befriender meeting, where they told everyone what OGLs are, OGLs are honest, committed, enthusiastic, punctual, hardworking and a hell lot of other good things. That automatically qualifies yj for all those qualities. Sometimes he denies that he has them, but i tell you he's simply being modest. yup despite having the qualities to die for, he remains humble and down-to-earth (just like lightning down the wire).

yj is the computer games pro. Runescape, Neopets, Utopia, Gunbound... You name it, he's pro at it. His Utopia (http://games.swirve.com/utopia/) so zai that he once had world ranking somemore. But of course, he's had to retire due to his other commitments. Such a pity. You can try utopia if you're so smart that you got time to spare.

Never think that yj is stupid ok. Cos he's chao smart. He won a gold medal for Singapore Maths Olympiad in 2002! That proves that he's just hiding his talent from all of us. Yj sure poonz your ass. Because even if you got gold for SMO, you're probably not a councillor. And even if you are

yj is the ultimate cock generator. He posted so much meaningful stuff here that i simply can't keep track of them. It has been said that his topping the class in economics is mainly due to his ability to talk cock. In fact, he's the one who keeps this blog alive, constantly breathing life into it like a lifeguard doing CPR.

Now, make a wish. ( Don't ask what for. Just make one.)
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Now, go and wish yj a happy birthday! And your wish will come true! Otherwise, your wish will never come true and you'll die a horrible death. (i'm sure you don't want that unless you're a terrorist)