Be brave, go around and stare at people!

It is as usual on the public transportation that i thought about staring at people. I was staring hard at this malay guy. I can't remember whether it was because of something on his face or because of his mat outfit, but i was staring hard. Then he suddenly looked back at me and stared hard. At first I thought he wanted to pick a fight with me. Only when he finally looked away that i realised his eyes were like some goldfish, swiveling around, then staying steady and then swiveling around again.

But even if he wanted to pick a fight, i had the perfect rebuttal. "IF YOU NOT STARING AT ME THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M STARING AT YOU". I'm sure we can use that anytime anyone wants to pick a fight due to a staring incident. And logically speaking, it is the most correct answer. Surprise the ah beng who wants to pick a fight with you and watch him stutter as he realises he has been staring at you for as long as you had at him. That's if he doesn't kill you first. But i still think its a smart alecky way of facing the situation. At least die thinking you're right.