Tales of the NBA

Being in the Non-Buaya Association (NBA) isn't an easy thing, trust me.

Temptations are abound in every part of the world now, so for YL and I to remain faithfully hardcore to this belief, it isn't easy. Especially when you take French. The French believe that la chair is the way to go for general human welfare and unfortunately they believe in putting chairs all over their newspaper as well.

In case you don't take French (which is highly likely), chair = meat/flesh. So we were researching one day for some cock to talk during French class (a common occurence) when an article about addictions caught our eye. Then we opened the link, only to find some.. chair.

I think the idea of putting chairs on your website for people to read is stupid. Who is going to read the words when the visual aid is so overwhelming? Of course I'm not saying that I stayed there to look at the chair, but the French being French had to make the colour scheme so vibrant that it was difficult not to notice. Coincidentally, they had to make the words blend in with the background.

The French will always be French, and that's what adds to our trouble keeping faith with the NBA.

Luckily RJC isn't chiobu haven.

The second problem that the NBA faces (besides the French) is the promos. Despite earlier mention that I don't study and RJC isn't exactly your chiobu haven, the fact is that exceptions do exist. Meaning that I DO study at times (REALLY!) and RJC does have some chiobus.

If you wonder how that coincides, refer to an earlier post. Mugging time is where people form study groups. Like one C atom and 4 H atoms come together to form methane (the C atom is some buaya btw), it is possible for one super buaya boy to study with four girls at a time. However, like CH₄ being highly ineffective in reaction with other substances (I think), the studying is usually ineffective. It has to lose at least one H atom before it can start reaction, no? But uh, utility level is very high.

On the other hand, one Na atom and one Cl atom might mug very well too. However, due to no other elements competing for reaction, bond length = short and thus reactivity level with other things would be.. low. Also not good for studying.

Either way, I think study groups don't work. But studying alone gives little motivation as well as more sleeping time. So there definitely has to be a solution.

Although I could be described as Ne or Ar or any other inert gas, the fact does not change that I do try to study. Now, the temptation for studying in groups also seems higher, because we could share our electrons and have electron transfer (information sharing) among each other. The only problem is that with boys, I tend to talk a lot of crap, and as electrons repel, we might end up arguing over a topic not worth arguing over.

Studying with girls admittedly might be more effective, but it invites scandals.

And there you go - NBA dilemma number two.

Add French with mugging dilemma, NBA faces grave problems today. To be NBA is not simply differentiating between Neutral Basic or Acidic, it takes on temptations and complications.

Certainly, being in the NBA isn't an easy thing.

Not after you've moved from RI to RJC. But like all problems can be solved and like how almost our whole class can score As for French orals, I believe that I will conquer it. Now back to mugging.