Off his crocker

I'm sure you all would have known. Steve Irwin, some great crocodile hunter, died yesterday because of a stingray barb.

Before you start laughing about the ridiculousness of it all, STOP IT!! The poor Aussie's dead and well, I should say he was doing it for a good cause. Hunting crocs as your profession is certainly not something to be joked about, because it means putting your life on the line. The shoreline. Or wherever you find crocs.

And uh, people would be thinking like, "one day this guy will die." But from a stingray barb, that sounds a bit off. Anyway, TCS will pay a tribute to the man who has brought the world much help by analysing the world of crocodiles. Crocodiles are most interesting creatures, especially when humans consider crocodiles to be of a more perverse species. If you don't get what I mean by now, the Malay translation for crocodile is:

BUAYA

There you go. So a man who has dedicated his life to studying the nature of buayas deserves to be applauded. Actually I had wanted to do this long ago, but I never had the time to. Now he's dead.. sob sob.. and I'm compelled to blog.

Well all from the start, TCS were made up of three little boys who played waterpolo. I'm not saying crocodiles appear in pools, but basically we were good boys playing waterpolo. Then we kind of realised that the RI pool environment somehow was cultivating crocodiles, I'm not mentioning who.

So the three musketeers, we created the now-still-active:

(I know the logo's kind of gross and ugly, that's why I removed it from the template.)

Some say it's defunct, but the NBA, we're still analysing buaya behaviour. Look at all those bloodied crocodiles, it just serves to prove that we don't like 'em polluting our pools.

Irwin was a good lad who studied crocs probably for the sake of commercial business and for bringing nature to the world. Showing their sharp teeth and all. Proving their deadliness to the world.

We've always been firm believers of education. Thus Irwin's revelations have proved revolutionary and ground-breaking. And hence we at TCS are deeply saddened for his death. A man of valour and bravery, we doubt that any other guy could be as outstanding to take on his job of educating the masses.

I'm sorry if this sounds incoherent, I'm just very distraught and saddened. Plus I can't think of how to continue the NBA without his leadership.

In any case, buaya or not, life must still go on. One day someone as brave will step forward, and one day the NBA shall be brought to greater heights.

Meanwhile we mourn the death of a great man.

Just don't shed any crocodile tears.

(Edit: Take those silly turtles of those MSN nicks. Do you think it does him justice to put up turtles when he's bloody going after crocs? Some joke.)