Are you a mugger?

Due to the mugging season being in full swing, inspirational quotes about mugging will be posted at the start of every post for this highly enjoyable period. Biology promos are taken into account as well. Here's today's quote:

"The only thing I know about integration is that I don't know how to do it." - Chan Yuk Lun

And so.. having problems mugging recently? Or having an identity crisis to decide if you should mug? Are you a true blue mugger or just a mere bugger?

Take this short TCS survey to find out!

1. I only have the mood to mug..
a) Anytime! Mugging is good for your health!
b) There is no mood to mug. I do it because I have to.
c) What's mugging?
d) When promos are near and when I feel like it.

2. The best place is to mug is..
a) Anywhere with a chair, a table, an mp3 and aircon would be nice.
b) The library. Otherwise I'd never mug.
c) Anywhere with wind so hopefully it blows my notes away.
d) What's mugging?

3. Which subject is most enjoyable to mug?
a) General Paper
b) What's mugging?
c) Chemistry!! Top 20!!
d) Any subject, so long there's mugging there's joy!

4. My mugging period usually lasts for..
a) An hour
b) What's mugging?
c) Less than an hour
d) FOREVER!!

5. After a good mugging session, I..
a) MUG SOME MORE
b) Go home and sleep
c) Play computer games!!!
d) What's mugging?

Okay this survey cannot be too long because everyone needs to mug. Now some answers and a disclaimer - this survey might not accurately show if you're a mugger or not, it depends if you answered truthfully. And in any case five questions aren't enough to determine if you ARE really a mugger. You need a full personality test which I'll make.. someday if I'm free.

If you answered 1c, 2d, 3b, 4b, 5d: All I can say is stop bloody lying and do the survey properly and honestly now. It's impossible not knowing what mugging is when everyone around you is doing it. So start again.

Here's answer key:

1. I only have the mood to mug..
a) 3 pts
b) 1 pt
c) REDO!
d) 2 pts

2. The best place is to mug is..
a) 3 pts
b) 2 pts
c) 1 pt
d) REDO!

3. Which subject is most enjoyable to mug?
a) 1 pt
b) REDO!
c) 2 pts
d) 3 pts

4. My mugging period usually lasts for..
a) 2 pts
b) REDO!
c) 1 pt
d) 3 pts

5. After a good mugging session, I..
a) 3 pts
b) 2 pts
c) 1 pt
d) REDO!

If your total score falls within the range of..
13-15 points: YOU ARE SOME SAD SOD. There is more to life than mugging, sucker! Now you're one who has had too much mugging for promos, get a life.
10-12 points: You know what you want, but your life is probably boring. Considering how you are an improvement to the above category, get half-life. And no this has nothing to do with Physics.
7-9 points: Your results will appear slightly better than mine, probably so because you deserve it.
6 points: Cheers! Welcome to the league of slackers. Now are you interested to go drinking lemon tea at the canteen tomorrow? I'll be there all set to talk cock from 3pm onwards.
5 points: You're probably lying too, and if you're not, you are a 6-pointer too.

Hope this sheds some light on your mugging habits. Light that reflects off a surface. Angle of incidence is angle of reflection.

Get back to mugging. And remember, mugging is like any economics good - you will experience diminishing marginal returns after you reach saturation point, so don't try to act smart if you're not. Remember, non-muggers pretending to mug are just stupid idiots, but muggers pretending not to mug are simply bastards!

So there.