Mugging daze

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YO FELLOW READERS
ARE YOU STRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSED!

Have you had enough of mugging in school?

Is all the work getting to you?

Are you going crazyyy just sitting down staring at your notes in the canteen?

Don't you wish promos/prelims were over? (there's still A levels btw)

Do you feel so sick of mugging that you'd just fall sick and not mug?

Do you think that mugging is a bloody pointless activity? (it is, btw)

Do you feel like just shouting to the world that mugging sucks?

Don't you want a holiday? Like just to get away from it all?

Haven't you had enough of reading those notes?

Have you got frustrated by looking through tutorials?

Have you got so pissed off you might have pissed yourself off during mugging?

Have you got so fed-up you just want to rant on your blog, like I'm doing now?

Well.. fret not..

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ALTHOUGH MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO, I AM AFRAID I CANNOT HELP YOU.

Duh. Did you think I was Superman? Even Superman needs to take time off to mug. Today I caught Superman mugging in the canteen. And not to mention Wonderwoman too. No I am not hallucinating, I really saw them. And they were mugging.

SO EVERYONE'S CAUGHT THE MUGGING BUG.

Thus if you were looking for some mugging relief, I cannot cancel the promos for you. Oh no. Especially with my pathetic knowledge of Chemistry, there is no way I can bomb the school and cancel promos. Mugging is here to stay for a while - so LIVE WITH IT. Me, the best I can do is just to provide some insight on what mugging is like on a typical holiday in RJ.

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And oh, before I forget, today's the last day of the September holidays. I'm so pleased, I finally don't need to spend whole days in school mugging! Today was the first day I launched into full-scale mugging mode, and I am feeling very wrong now. I'm not even thinking straight.

But at least, I hope to have done something very productive.

The full-scale mugging session today was conducted with YL, the fellow fag who refuses to blog nowadays because he wants to mug (more than me) too. And despite the fact that we both can talk cock if we choose to, we are very good muggers. Yes believe me. We were working on some mega uber big Chem project, and for almost 16 hours consecutively (a few odd hours from other days) we toiled hard at our pride and joy.

Today, after 16 hours of hard work and much perspiration (no bloody aircon in canteen), I am proud to say.. WE HAVE MADE PROGRESS! (even though we haven't finished ya so what)

Yup even though we haven't finished it, we are proud to provide you with a sneak peek of what we muggers have been up to.



Proudly presented to you by YL and I - YL the potential Champion in Chemistry for Promos (ie top in level) while I'd be satisfied being Top Twenty. We aim to make it to Chemistry Olympiad next year, and then represent the country or something.

Anyway, before I forget, I think I should blog about the typical mugging day in school. Today was a bit special since there was a Chemistry test in the morning.

MUGGING HOLIDAY
8-10am: Chem test (which I failed, but it's all part of the plan to disguise my true potential. YL failed too, but we are in this plan together)
10-12pm: YL went for breakfast while I played Chinese chess with James. It's not our fault that the teacher didn't want to go through solutions. And plus the rest of RJ began their mugging frenzy.
12-1:30pm: Talking cock. Nothing prepares you better for mugging than a good old session of just making fun of each other's Chemistry prowess.
1:30pm-2:30pm: Working on mindmap.
2:30pm-3:30pm: Lunch. See because we are so industrious in our work and we put in so much labour, we forget mealtimes sometimes. But we didn't today so we had it late.
3:30pm-5pm: Argued over a trivial matter. An ex-classmate of mine who never lost a bet was present at our work station, so YL and I decided to challenge him. We took an hour and a half to agree to the terms of the bet, concerning the BGR of another person. Sometimes I think we waste a little too much time.
5pm-6:30pm: More progress staring at Chem notes. As in we really worked.
6:30pm-7:30pm: Lamenting on how we wasted our day when we could have spent it better. I, being the scribe for the mindmap (do you not notice the beauty of my scribblings?) start ranting about my hand hurting. We moan as sitting down for long periods of time brings about numbness in the legs.

Then duh we go home. Considering we were in school for almost 11.5 hours, I guess you could say we put in that amount of time into our work. Adding in another 4.5 hours another day, that's where we got 16 hours working on bloody Chemistry. Industrious students indeed.

However, that is not going to stop me from saying that mugging still sucks. Even though there are implications that mugging can give you a better future, there is no guarantee that this will be the case. In our talking cock sessions, we concluded that mugging is a stupid thing and gets you nowhere.

But absolutely necessary for promos so I guess we'd all have to do things that get us nowhere.

Following the theory that nothing is impossible, mugging gives you nothing and thus mugging gives you the impossible. If I am not making sense, it is because I am caught in mugging daze and therefore I do not make sense at all.

Nevertheless, with what little sanity I have left, I will post up something which I read recently in Newsweek. It's funny, you know, how we can talk about ourselves being a more advanced society and stuff.. where students mug and governments build casinos. We might be advanced, but are we really happy?



Look at this little farmer laughing at us. Simplicity is the key to happiness, I tell you. Not the bond length of the C-C bond. Neither is the reaction of NaOH with phenol.

I can bet the farm that this guy featured in the picture doesn't know all these.

And I can tell you he'd be happier.

BOO HATE MUGGING!
MUGGING FOR THE LOSS!
MUGGING GETS YOU NOWHERE!