Letter to the asymptote

Right.

I think I drove quite a lot of people crazy blogging about Chemistry and so for a change, today I WILL NOT TALK ANYTHING REMOTELY ASSOCIATED WITH CHEMISTRY. Someone has saved your arses by submitting a letter to me, aka the asymptote. I am the asymptote because asymptotes have no point and like the part where there is no real value, the rubbish that I produce is endless.

Exactly like an asymptote.

Thus I guess you could call me the asymptote. The letter was for me.

Let me now reply it since he bothered to take the time to write to me.

Dear Asymptote (real name not given to protect identity),

I am troubled J1 in RJC. My life is in a mess. Just yesterday I started studing for promos and I realises I know nothing about Maths. I've give up on every other subject already. Then plus my girlfriend run away with my dog. My parents are angry with me because I acidentally peed in my bed last night and I dowan wash bedsheet. Oh and my neighbour sings kara-OK too loudly and I don't like his voice!!

I think my life sucks to the hardcore and I am feeling scrooed. How how Asimtote?

t3H l0zeR

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Dear lozeR (with your R at the end in CAPITALS!!)

For a start, have you ever wondered who's the dog in the house? I can't imagine you peed in your bed. And not only you know nothing about Maths, I'm guessing you don't know much about English grammar and spelling too. Oh wait, I don't have to guess that. Just a question too - how did you come to RJC? Anyway Maths is the easiest subject of all four.. if you take sciences. I'm not being biased against arts students, for I never said Maths is the hardest subject of the arts students.

Hell no, it's their ONLY subject.

Anyway you must understand that life cannot go your way all the time. I'm sorry to hear that one bitch ran away with another, but don't give up on life just because life's a bitch. You'd have to learn to live with them. For a start, I suggest you go to Girls' Home to realise how lucky you are. Then perhaps you should come to MY HOUSE and hear MY NEIGHBOUR SING KARAOKE (he really does) before you complain.

Plus he sings in some funny dialect which I don't understand.

I could offer you a super bastard solution and tell you to go cut off the power supply, but that is illegal and it might affect your whole neighbourhood, causing negative externalities. Thus I will give you the more practical choice of buying your own karaoke and then singing in reply to his. Perhaps you'd create harmony in doing so - because he'll have singing kakis and then both of you can have a duet or something.

That's all I have to say to you. And by the way do tell me if you're really a J1 in RJC. If so, what class are you from? You are an interesting person to meet, I hope you only pee in your bed.

Much love from The Asymptote