today saw the beginning of the new waterpolo order, better known as NWO. or as some radicals might like to put it, the new waterpolo scam. because i can tell you about all the admin that goes on in raffles waterpolo in one word: SCAM! money goes only one way in raffles waterpolo and that is OUT!
meaning out of our pockets and into initial d's. please note that "initial d" here is used independently and has no specific references to any particular person. it's just a random name that i thought out of since it sounds cool. and maybe the 2nd smartest man in pe dept has been embezzling money out of our waterpolo fund as well. (smartest man is kwan hoi soon)
nevertheless, let me fill you in on the details. the reluctance of the waterpolo executive committee (meaning the 2 teachers in charge) of buying waterpolo balls has gone to such an extent that sec 1s are conned to buy their own balls and use them for training - which naturally means that they pay for it, and the money from the waterpolo fund could be used to fund other stuff. take for example they buy koi that die on the day of our waterpolo matches so we lose like shit. now is that what you call good funding?
the NWO has seemed to take effect immediately, for i had seen many balls of sec 1s marked with diff names. thank goodness we're leaving already. i'm thinking that certain people should go with us to RJC for the very specific reason of taking econs (H2) with us so perhaps they will know how to spend their money better.
lame, unrelated, cock jokes:
q: why did osama not turn up for chem makeup lesson today?
a: cos he had bin laden with many other commitments.
q: what did seng kong do after he stepped on a splinter?
a: he played splinter cell.
q: why did danny not want to tell his secrets in class?
a: because i left my recorder there.
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