Buaya Studies (BS) - Part Two

i admit part one was a bit.. undetailed. today we shall delve deeper into what makes up a buaya.

from the previous post, you can tell that experience is always welcome. experience in what? in spotting girls, of course. let me quote a line from bayley's drama feste, "you can't take what you don't have". similarly, you can't buaya what you can't see. first requirement: buayas cannot be blind.

now next up - we look at the case studies. what do sean and danny have in common? 1) they're in waterpolo, 2) they love backshots.. but most importantly 3) b0th are COOLIO and YANDAO!! damn that's two points already. to get girls you must first be cool, not COLD. note there is a difference because if you learn chem, COLD = ENDOTHERMIC = BREAK BONDS = BREAKUP! oh my, that wouldn't be a good start to a relationship, would it? you can't break what you don't have!! so cool is the word man. yea cool. this way there would be EQUILIBRIUM and you know nowadays whats with the stuff about female's rights.. equality in society.. no gender stereotyping.. etc. well your gf would love that. so be cool.

as for yandao that one don't need to say. yandao meaning acting dao. because if you act dao then other girls won't be attracted, simple as that. if you are out to buaya and look for girls you must be faithful, because it's logical that girls will not settle for half. and sharing is a taboo. but then again if you're BUAYA IN THE FIRST PLACE THEN HOW YOU BE FAITHFUL! that's why you must learn how to act. so YAN DAO! act dao but don't be dao - always keep an open mind - another key issue to being a buaya.

now that we've found the prerequisites to being a buaya - how about tracing the origins. now this is an especially difficult task because buayas are all over the place, especially in wildlife areas like sungei buloh er and if you want.. the zoo? pretty sure you can find them there. of course they term it "crocodile" - that's the proper term but then again when it comes to illegal activities like looking at girls you'd better use the appropriate language to express it. now i'm not trying to prove a point here or be racist but it is rather evident that using the word "crocodile" would have lost its effect in terming someone a "buaya."

so buaya it shall be. it has its origins in the reptile family. or wait is it the amphibian family? i don't know if it lays its eggs in water since it has been a while since i took SCIENCE lessons (omg those primary school days). so i guess buayas came from crocodiles.. just like huang lu came from dolphins (long story there).

that doesn't sound quite right. oh well, refer to the paragraph above the last then. maybe that's an answer. but for now it's getting late so it's time to recharge myself (i running out of electrons soon) - i guess i'll see you around if you want to see me complete my buaya studies haha.

till next time, man.