Monday, August 29, 2005

Buaya Studies (BS) - Part One

in JC i'm thinking of taking up this course - buaya studies. no, no, i dont mean giving up on my beloved NBA; but rather to find out more about these people who take up so much of our time and our lives.

buayas. just what are they? where do they originate from?

as i have an inquiring mind, i tend to think a lot. i ask questions to myself which i answer. of course we will first look at some case studies - as we always have to if we want to do a good analysis of what is going on. well when i think of buaya the first person that comes to mind is DANNY. but he's been receiving alot of cock lately from us so maybe i'll change focus to SEAN TAN instead.

the life of a buaya in SEAN TAN:
- playing chess (chest?) with others
- playing waterpolo (that's not the highlight)
- making friends with RG judokas
- going out with them
- saying hi to girls on the bus which he finds chio
- basically buayaing.

apparently he's got this many points to qualify him as a buaya. actually you don't need that many at times. now since i'm done with SEAN TAN let's go back to DANNY.

the life of a buaya in DANNY:
- lies!
- flowers

proving that buaya does not only come in quantity, or rather quantity is not all that is required in buayaing. its like getting your tuition teacher to write a 10-page essay for you, but whats the point? you might still fail in the end if your tuition teacher is lousy. thus, quality is equally important in buayaing.

this is all i have to say for today. being part of the NBA, i'm afraid i can't give you any first-hand accounts of buayaing but just wait, i'll be bringing you BS part two very soon. haha.

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