Buaya Studies (BS) - Part Three

okay this is going to be kind of sad but we are rounding up our buaya studies today. because i suddenly got some inspiration to do some tracking down in school and this time i've got p-roof to back me up, RIGHT YUK LUN?

never mind that - let's get on with what i want to say. this morning was teacher's day celebrations but i came into class early anyway. as the monitor, i felt a strong sense of belonging so i started cleaning up the class and arranging the tables even though i knew it would be messed up later. then i found a clue to solving the mystery of the buaya - for on barney's table there was this huge writing that goes something like "barney concentrate on your studies and stop talking to girls".

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when i asked a classmate, who prefers to remain anonymous, to give comments about barney, he replied, "yea well he's been rather depressed after injuring himself trying to show off to girls so he's trying to snap out of it."

in a moment, his past came flashing back. i thought about the night of william tan where he turned up with 3 girls. then my train of thought just continued there - and my train is not like MRT where there's uniform speed and velocity-time graph is constant. no when i start thinking my mind goes whirrrrrrrr- then velocity-time graph gradient goes up to 9 or 10 per s.. which means i've got high acceleration but does it matter anyway. the flashback gave me lots and lots of ideas. apart from barney, who else was buayaing?

lets see. chen kai was there. though he might beg to differ let me quote nicky on chenkai: "he cheats on grace". though of course he's not supposed to see this hahaha.. but that's nothing less than the truth, RIGHT YUK LUN? so anyway we do have these scandalous people hanging around. and if you have a memory as good as mine you'll recall alvin tan, monitor of 4h, sitting beside a certain girl that barney was once involved with. pity very few monitors have the calibre to be part of the NBA like me and yuk here.

OH YES and this girl also happened to be with ming kiat once, sending him an sms, "hi dear.. how's school?" - and for this the whole 4j can testify to that.

my mind then spurred me on to think of who else was there that night, and my mind turned to danny. that one don't need to say la. james was around too - err i'm not saying anything else. andre and yao zhen was somewhere in the background? and before you can say "you bloody idiot" i suddenly recalled that _____ was there as well! but of course due to safety precautions, meaning my own safety, i will not name the person in the blank. but if you'd put them all together, like i did, would you notice something?

barney. chen kai. james. danny. yao zhen. alvin. andre. ________?

DO I SEE A PATTERN? damn it despite having very very low intelligence even i can see logic in it. i bet it has more logic than what you see in 七剑 anyway, judging by the way yuk has written a report on it.

my mind then went into spasm. the a-t graph went into overload and overshot the asymptote. in a flash, we are back in year 2003. now, i've found the origins of buaya. 2D 2003. man i am a genius.

i was so happy in solving the mystery this morning that i went to the astroturf without the register. now that's a true story okay!! moral of the story? don't have. but you should listen to what i have to say next.

all these thus concludes my buaya studies. of course some of you might say yea my essay is just BS - bull shit or BS - biased sources or BS - bloody stupid but i think you all should think about it. i mean, don't you think the article has no fallacies, is reliable, logical and can be understood very easily? it is backed up by SCIENCES okay. i understand i may not be that good at it but who cares la. these BUAYA STUDIES are mine! and thus i shall end off here. remember the origins of buayaism: 2D 2003.

oh wait no wonder. 2D = buckley = green = crocodile = buaya.

right so that makes sense. why didn't i think of it earlier!