differences

1) what is the difference between my bed, 9:30am on the S&P and the USD?

Ans: the first is a place where i spend all my time, the second is a time where i spend all my money, the third is a money that's spent in all places and is honestly only there to make the riddle complete.

2) what is the difference between an angsty dota 2 pub (e.g. me) and the world famous dendi?

Ans: the former has probably won at least a dota game in the past two weeks.

3) what is the difference between talk cock summit and UN General Assembly?

Ans: the latter is televised.

4) what is the difference between spanish laughing guy (see below) and ho ching?

Ans: this guy laughs JAJAJA and JEJEJEJE while ho ching prefers a variety of HEE HEE and HIC HIC HIC HIC!

5) what is the difference between donald trump's ego and my bicycle tyre?

Ans: one needs to be inflated and the other deflated. not necessarily in that order.

6) what is the difference between Crash Landing on You and the new berlin airport?

Ans: there's some landing taking place where there isn't supposed to be; and for the latter.. there is no landing where there's supposed to be.

nothing's landed about 69 years after the airport has started construction.

and with covid we could be waiting another 69 years more woohoo~