Before we start on more serious topics like the Bishan Gay, I thought I'd talk a bit of nonsense about what I did for the past few days - ie planning forfeits.
It can be quite an enjoyable process, especially if you have another kokster planning with you. Amusement is guaranteed if you know how to implement it well enough. Next time any of you need to plan forfeits for games, THIS IS DA SITE FOR YOU MAN.
Acknowledgements to my fellow forfeiter Xiong, who doesn't sound as fierce as his name. Never mind that.
POSSIBLE FORFEITS
1. Spell out your name using your arse. If your name is under 10 characters, spell (insert a name of a certain loser here, preferably a longggggg one) instead.
2. Stick a piece of masking tape onto a certain part of the body. Doesn't have to be in the arse, it could be on the belly or something. Then ask the person to SHAKE IT OFF. If you are an evil fag, you could tell him/her that using other items are NOT ALLOWED. Good luck have fun.
3. Lambada your way through and sing a song. If you don't know what a lambada is, go Wikipedia or Google it. Or just take it from me that it's a real stupid move where you shake yourself like a.. shaking chicken and move back and forth retardedly. With a partner, but as this is a forfeit the loser will have to do it alone.
Better yet, you could ask him/her to find a partner to do it with him/her. And if he/she doesn't manage to convince anyone, make him/her SING while doing the lambada. I can guarantee it's super embarrassing. Oh, and better still if it's a stupid song he/she is singing. Try Aqua, they're really dumb.
4. Make it a dare. Tell the security guard, "your cool uniform so turnsss me onnnnnnn" (unisex dare pls) or tell an obese punk in the pool that he makes you melt. Of course all these are going to make me puke but I trust that when it comes to dare many can come up with even better ideas than me.
Oh and a quote from an anonymous person - telling the security guard, "oh your tight pants makes my pants even tighter." Assuming that the guy taking the forfeit is a.. guy. And no I swear that didn't come from me.
5. Do charades, and give REALLY STUPID CHARACTERS. Examples include: George W Bush, Michael Jackson or more recently posted here - THE BISHAN GAY. Watch and squeal with delight as they try to imitate these.. fags.
6. Do a pole dance, with someone else as the pole. This is quite a favourite among most.
Yup hope this will come in useful someday - in perhaps bizarre circumstances, but every bit of information is still information. So if you need forfeits, here's the place. If you need more sadistic ones, can come look for me. Or concoct your own stuff (ie FOOD) haha, though that's pretty standard.
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Thursday, November 30, 2006
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
What of the Bishan Gay
Intellectual debate: Where in the world is the Bishan Gay?
Background Info:
From RI days, the Bishan Gay has been known to hang around Macs and KFC in Junction 8, staring at little boys for.. unknown reasons. However, word soon got round that he was a paedophile and was hence doing it for paedophilic purposes. Bolder students have sat down to have a meal with him, while the rest just shy away from his gaze.
My personal encounter with him included taking the 88 back with him while he looked, make that STARED at me on top of his papers. I 毛骨悚然ed for the whole journey and ended up trembling on my way back. He followed me for a bit, but I outran him at the traffic light. (No joke, true story okay.) I soon got my back by rapping sharply on the glass while he sat down at Macs, and then running away before he could turn around.
Now there were two things I wanted to say to him in these instances.
1) Your glasses are bloody ugly.
2) You make me puke.
Other RI boys (at that time) also speculated that he ran some child abuse brothel. One of them, now in RJC along with the rest of the crowd, a real daredevil better known as Keefe Tan, tried asking Mr. Bishan Gay what the time was.
His reply (in Chinese): Little boy (chillingly), you have a watch, so why are you asking me?
Note: Daredevil doesn't mean you're smart.
In any case, I could recount countless experiences with the Bishan Gay. But in short, he's a creepy fag known to be the reincarnate of Michael Jackson's ancestors.
And now he's just disappeared. The next few times, we will try to solve the mystery of the Bishan Gay. Where in the world has he gone?
(Note: He doesn't really stare at St Nicks girls, for some reason. Even though both co-exist in the J8 Macs, this eccentric bugger will still stare at the white shorts. I'm pretty sure that given a choice, any normal grown up man would look at St Nicks girls. RI guys prefer to look at their homework.)
Background Info:
From RI days, the Bishan Gay has been known to hang around Macs and KFC in Junction 8, staring at little boys for.. unknown reasons. However, word soon got round that he was a paedophile and was hence doing it for paedophilic purposes. Bolder students have sat down to have a meal with him, while the rest just shy away from his gaze.
My personal encounter with him included taking the 88 back with him while he looked, make that STARED at me on top of his papers. I 毛骨悚然ed for the whole journey and ended up trembling on my way back. He followed me for a bit, but I outran him at the traffic light. (No joke, true story okay.) I soon got my back by rapping sharply on the glass while he sat down at Macs, and then running away before he could turn around.
Now there were two things I wanted to say to him in these instances.
1) Your glasses are bloody ugly.
2) You make me puke.
Other RI boys (at that time) also speculated that he ran some child abuse brothel. One of them, now in RJC along with the rest of the crowd, a real daredevil better known as Keefe Tan, tried asking Mr. Bishan Gay what the time was.
His reply (in Chinese): Little boy (chillingly), you have a watch, so why are you asking me?
Note: Daredevil doesn't mean you're smart.
In any case, I could recount countless experiences with the Bishan Gay. But in short, he's a creepy fag known to be the reincarnate of Michael Jackson's ancestors.
And now he's just disappeared. The next few times, we will try to solve the mystery of the Bishan Gay. Where in the world has he gone?
(Note: He doesn't really stare at St Nicks girls, for some reason. Even though both co-exist in the J8 Macs, this eccentric bugger will still stare at the white shorts. I'm pretty sure that given a choice, any normal grown up man would look at St Nicks girls. RI guys prefer to look at their homework.)
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Interesting random facts
Reported in the ST today:
The title of the article is "Flushing with patriotism". Artists charged in court because one of their exhibits in the museum is a toilet bowl that flushes to the tune to the Italian national anthem, Fratelli d'Italia.
And apparently it shows disrespect to Italy as the anthem is a national symbol?
Prosecution: The national anthem is a national symbol, so artists should be charged.
Defence: The national anthem isn't a national symbol, so they are not guilty.
Either way, I don't see what's wrong with it. Look, especially since the Italian national anthem has special significance, playing it along with the flush also symbolises good things. Like how the Italian government have been flushing out the shit and scum of the country, cleansing the lands.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE ITALIANS, MAN. Can they not take good artworks? After all, art is art and you can't prosecute someone in the name of art. I've learnt the power of art in a recent visit to Singapore Biennale with YL - you can make someone stare at nonsense for very long and piss him off but they can't complain anything about it..
..because it's art. If you don't like it, means you can't appreciate art and it means you're just a bloody caveman.
Sigh, such is the power of art that sometimes I pretend I appreciate it in order not to look like a n00b barbarian. Though when I can't take it, I exclaim "what the **** is this ****" right there, right then.
Art is subjective. I can't lie all the time.
So the Italians should learn to appreciate some art. Even if it's a flushing toilet bowl, there can be beauty in it. Like the way my stupid toilet flush jammed the other day and caused a flood on the floor. It was a pretty cool picture only the clean-up was bloody irritating and the stench was bad.
But in artistic terms, the picture of the flooded toilet could have well been a jewel. And so there.
Next article that was reported:
In New York, you now don't need to go for sex change surgically to change your gender in birth cert.
That is SUPER retarded. This means I can declare whatever gender I want to be. Like, "hi I decided to be a girl today, change it on my birth cert please." I didn't read the whole article because it kind of grossed me out. But you get the idea, there's something wrong with these Americans.
What is wrong with the world nowadays. You're not supposed to anyhow change your gender.
But thinking about it.. it might be a good thing. That might reduce the number of surgeries involving sex change and perhaps that's what the American government are trying to get at?
Forget it, I didn't read the article carefully so I'm not qualified to give commentary.
Now, for the last random fact of the day:
PW is over, YAYYYYYYY!
As I have the dubious honour of taking the first slot of the last day of Oral Presentations, I can now safely say by this time (1am) everyone's done with PW. Though there's still some stupid Reflections stuff to be done, can't stand it.
And any J1 across the island will testify that PW is a veritable waste of time. Any J1 from any JC will have had the experience of getting pwned by PW. Oh did you see that.
PWNED BY PW. O! M! G!
I think I definitely screwed up my PW today, but it's something to be happy about. As PW is already screwed up enough, you respond to this screwed-upness by screwing it up yourself. Not a very good logic, but basically - an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
Although so many people said that they won't be missing PW (and I guess they mean it).. I feel that there are things to know about PW. Perhaps it isn't as bad as you think, it inculcates more values than you think it does. Quite obviously we won't miss it - I chucked my script into the bin right after OP.
Here's, however, a few lessons PW teaches:
1) The art of bitching. How you whine through every lesson, the Preliminary Idea, Evaluation of Material, and all that extra shit etc. Yup all those not in J1 yet, you haven't experienced project hell. Try doing all this crap plus Oral Presentation.. with a totally random group. I'm not complaining about my group, but not everyone has my luck. Those who have gone through it, you will appreciate the art of bitching. And you'd sympathise.
2) Endurance and determination. All that bloody rehearsals and late nights doing shit. Like how I'm supposed to do Insights and Reflections but frankly I don't give a shit. Which is why I'm blogging. It gives me stamina to last through the night.
3) Importance of makeup/stimulants. Particularly for the gals getting panda eyes and eye rings. For the guys they learn to appreciate their coffee/Milo more.
4) Group dynamics. Not in the way the PW teachers wanted it, but adversely. Like because everyone hates PW and so there's a common thing to hate. In all that grumbling together, you form greater bonds with your PW group - and in the end your class also gets more bonded when they start to ponder if they should pon PW class. That's how things work yay.
Now I really should get back to I&R. Hope you liked this post of randomness =)
The title of the article is "Flushing with patriotism". Artists charged in court because one of their exhibits in the museum is a toilet bowl that flushes to the tune to the Italian national anthem, Fratelli d'Italia.
And apparently it shows disrespect to Italy as the anthem is a national symbol?
Prosecution: The national anthem is a national symbol, so artists should be charged.
Defence: The national anthem isn't a national symbol, so they are not guilty.
Either way, I don't see what's wrong with it. Look, especially since the Italian national anthem has special significance, playing it along with the flush also symbolises good things. Like how the Italian government have been flushing out the shit and scum of the country, cleansing the lands.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE ITALIANS, MAN. Can they not take good artworks? After all, art is art and you can't prosecute someone in the name of art. I've learnt the power of art in a recent visit to Singapore Biennale with YL - you can make someone stare at nonsense for very long and piss him off but they can't complain anything about it..
..because it's art. If you don't like it, means you can't appreciate art and it means you're just a bloody caveman.
Sigh, such is the power of art that sometimes I pretend I appreciate it in order not to look like a n00b barbarian. Though when I can't take it, I exclaim "what the **** is this ****" right there, right then.
Art is subjective. I can't lie all the time.
So the Italians should learn to appreciate some art. Even if it's a flushing toilet bowl, there can be beauty in it. Like the way my stupid toilet flush jammed the other day and caused a flood on the floor. It was a pretty cool picture only the clean-up was bloody irritating and the stench was bad.
But in artistic terms, the picture of the flooded toilet could have well been a jewel. And so there.
Next article that was reported:
In New York, you now don't need to go for sex change surgically to change your gender in birth cert.
That is SUPER retarded. This means I can declare whatever gender I want to be. Like, "hi I decided to be a girl today, change it on my birth cert please." I didn't read the whole article because it kind of grossed me out. But you get the idea, there's something wrong with these Americans.
What is wrong with the world nowadays. You're not supposed to anyhow change your gender.
But thinking about it.. it might be a good thing. That might reduce the number of surgeries involving sex change and perhaps that's what the American government are trying to get at?
Forget it, I didn't read the article carefully so I'm not qualified to give commentary.
Now, for the last random fact of the day:
PW is over, YAYYYYYYY!
As I have the dubious honour of taking the first slot of the last day of Oral Presentations, I can now safely say by this time (1am) everyone's done with PW. Though there's still some stupid Reflections stuff to be done, can't stand it.
And any J1 across the island will testify that PW is a veritable waste of time. Any J1 from any JC will have had the experience of getting pwned by PW. Oh did you see that.
PWNED BY PW. O! M! G!
I think I definitely screwed up my PW today, but it's something to be happy about. As PW is already screwed up enough, you respond to this screwed-upness by screwing it up yourself. Not a very good logic, but basically - an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
Although so many people said that they won't be missing PW (and I guess they mean it).. I feel that there are things to know about PW. Perhaps it isn't as bad as you think, it inculcates more values than you think it does. Quite obviously we won't miss it - I chucked my script into the bin right after OP.
Here's, however, a few lessons PW teaches:
1) The art of bitching. How you whine through every lesson, the Preliminary Idea, Evaluation of Material, and all that extra shit etc. Yup all those not in J1 yet, you haven't experienced project hell. Try doing all this crap plus Oral Presentation.. with a totally random group. I'm not complaining about my group, but not everyone has my luck. Those who have gone through it, you will appreciate the art of bitching. And you'd sympathise.
2) Endurance and determination. All that bloody rehearsals and late nights doing shit. Like how I'm supposed to do Insights and Reflections but frankly I don't give a shit. Which is why I'm blogging. It gives me stamina to last through the night.
3) Importance of makeup/stimulants. Particularly for the gals getting panda eyes and eye rings. For the guys they learn to appreciate their coffee/Milo more.
4) Group dynamics. Not in the way the PW teachers wanted it, but adversely. Like because everyone hates PW and so there's a common thing to hate. In all that grumbling together, you form greater bonds with your PW group - and in the end your class also gets more bonded when they start to ponder if they should pon PW class. That's how things work yay.
Now I really should get back to I&R. Hope you liked this post of randomness =)
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
SPA!
So we had spa today. Nothing much to it. Rather, let me show you my mock spa!
But no, in case you were wondering, i didn't write that for my spa today.
But no, in case you were wondering, i didn't write that for my spa today.
Of Chem SPA
I love Chem SPA Skill A, I really do.
I believe my grade will be the same as the SPA name, and no I'm not joking because the SPA was ridiculously.. heavily reliant on luck. And today I happened to be lucky and I rode my luck. Didn't even need to spot questions because I've got all the luck. I didn't know the answer at first but you know in Chemistry you have so few reagents it HAS GOT TO BE one of them.
NaOH (aq) was the answer in this case. So I tyco-ed the ammonium salt and amide.
Okay never mind that, I'm just very happy. Sorry if I seem like I'm bragging to you, because I really am. I think I should pass this round =)
And trivia time!
Q: What is the first section that you should write in Chem SPA Skill A (Planning)?
.
.
.
A: Safety considerations.
Why? BECAUSE SAFETY FIRST!
Don't you think it's bloody stupid to let a bloody stupid person go through the whole procedure without wearing gloves, and at the end there's this safety consideration that says "wear gloves all the time because organic compounds might irritate your skin"?
Rubbish. Of course you put Safety Considerations at the front. NO SAFETY, NO EXPERIMENT.
Oh and another screwed up thing about today.
Shift A - 9am to 10:30am
Shift B - 10:30am to 12pm
Being number one, of course I was in Shift A. Actually, YL was in the same LT as me and I think he's going to score damn well although he certainly didn't do it by luck. He woke up at 5am to study today. Me, I preferred to study at 12:30am.
Nevertheless we were both in Shift A.
After we finished our SPA, we went out to the amphi.. and guess what? QUARANTINE ZONE. The second shift people were all seated, and construction tape (or whatever you call that red and white thing) was all over the pillars to cordon off the amphi.
They had the "haven't-took-SPA-and-cannot-know-answers" disease.
Come to think of it, what's wrong even if we leaked the questions?
1) It improves batch relations.
2) It fosters batch spirit.
3) RJC gets higher "A" %tage rate for Chemistry A levels next year.
4) I'm a selfish fagut and I won't leak the questions ANYWAY.
5) No, not even if you give me the chance, I won't leak it.
6) I WILL NOT LEAK IT YES.
Getting them all to sit down at the amphi, it seemed like a concentration camp. Without any electronic devices whatsoever. I was tempted to shout out the compounds but heck, the Chem Dept might decide to kick me off the school compounds.
And as YL puts it, "they might rip off my badge."
Coincidentally, I wasn't wearing my Councillor badge today. I told you I was in luck.
In any case I guess they got the construction tape cheap. With RI undergoing so much construction nowadays, RJ Chem Dept probably just koped some off the stupid hall they are rebuilding and cordoned off the amphi. A highly amusing experience. A pity we couldn't capture the moment as we didn't have the resources (ie a camera).
Anyone who wants to donate to our TCS fund for a camera to post stupid pics can put the money in seventh floor male toilet, third cubicle. If you openly admire us you can give it to us at the canteen, we'd gladly accept donations. If everybody from RJ donates $1 a day, we'd get our camera in no time.. like one day.
But I'm not so optimistic. Nowadays times are bad and probably everybody would only donate 50 cents a day. So sad to say but I don't think we'll be getting our camera anytime soon.
If you want us to busk for donations, that's fine too. Just leave a comment and we'll be singing in the canteen the next day. I think there is gross under-publicity for The Integrals in RJC, we're really not showing enough of our talent and ARGH. I'm dying to show it!!
Anyway not like it matters. What matters was that quarantining second batch was screwed up and we at TCS probably owned Chem SPA today. Yup. While the second batch must have got irritated by the volatile amides (inhaling poisonous fumes) so they all got quarantined, the first batch got early dismissal.
And to celebrate, I went for a real SPA at RI pool. Now that's life.
I believe my grade will be the same as the SPA name, and no I'm not joking because the SPA was ridiculously.. heavily reliant on luck. And today I happened to be lucky and I rode my luck. Didn't even need to spot questions because I've got all the luck. I didn't know the answer at first but you know in Chemistry you have so few reagents it HAS GOT TO BE one of them.
NaOH (aq) was the answer in this case. So I tyco-ed the ammonium salt and amide.
Okay never mind that, I'm just very happy. Sorry if I seem like I'm bragging to you, because I really am. I think I should pass this round =)
And trivia time!
Q: What is the first section that you should write in Chem SPA Skill A (Planning)?
.
.
.
A: Safety considerations.
Why? BECAUSE SAFETY FIRST!
Don't you think it's bloody stupid to let a bloody stupid person go through the whole procedure without wearing gloves, and at the end there's this safety consideration that says "wear gloves all the time because organic compounds might irritate your skin"?
Rubbish. Of course you put Safety Considerations at the front. NO SAFETY, NO EXPERIMENT.
Oh and another screwed up thing about today.
Shift A - 9am to 10:30am
Shift B - 10:30am to 12pm
Being number one, of course I was in Shift A. Actually, YL was in the same LT as me and I think he's going to score damn well although he certainly didn't do it by luck. He woke up at 5am to study today. Me, I preferred to study at 12:30am.
Nevertheless we were both in Shift A.
After we finished our SPA, we went out to the amphi.. and guess what? QUARANTINE ZONE. The second shift people were all seated, and construction tape (or whatever you call that red and white thing) was all over the pillars to cordon off the amphi.
They had the "haven't-took-SPA-and-cannot-know-answers" disease.
Come to think of it, what's wrong even if we leaked the questions?
1) It improves batch relations.
2) It fosters batch spirit.
3) RJC gets higher "A" %tage rate for Chemistry A levels next year.
4) I'm a selfish fagut and I won't leak the questions ANYWAY.
5) No, not even if you give me the chance, I won't leak it.
6) I WILL NOT LEAK IT YES.
Getting them all to sit down at the amphi, it seemed like a concentration camp. Without any electronic devices whatsoever. I was tempted to shout out the compounds but heck, the Chem Dept might decide to kick me off the school compounds.
And as YL puts it, "they might rip off my badge."
Coincidentally, I wasn't wearing my Councillor badge today. I told you I was in luck.
In any case I guess they got the construction tape cheap. With RI undergoing so much construction nowadays, RJ Chem Dept probably just koped some off the stupid hall they are rebuilding and cordoned off the amphi. A highly amusing experience. A pity we couldn't capture the moment as we didn't have the resources (ie a camera).
Anyone who wants to donate to our TCS fund for a camera to post stupid pics can put the money in seventh floor male toilet, third cubicle. If you openly admire us you can give it to us at the canteen, we'd gladly accept donations. If everybody from RJ donates $1 a day, we'd get our camera in no time.. like one day.
But I'm not so optimistic. Nowadays times are bad and probably everybody would only donate 50 cents a day. So sad to say but I don't think we'll be getting our camera anytime soon.
If you want us to busk for donations, that's fine too. Just leave a comment and we'll be singing in the canteen the next day. I think there is gross under-publicity for The Integrals in RJC, we're really not showing enough of our talent and ARGH. I'm dying to show it!!
Anyway not like it matters. What matters was that quarantining second batch was screwed up and we at TCS probably owned Chem SPA today. Yup. While the second batch must have got irritated by the volatile amides (inhaling poisonous fumes) so they all got quarantined, the first batch got early dismissal.
And to celebrate, I went for a real SPA at RI pool. Now that's life.
Sunday, October 29, 2006
Confession
Sometimes confessions come least when you expect it.
YL dropped a bombshell on me tonight. I NEVER KNEW BEFOREHAND LA TMD. There were no signs, no warnings but all of a sudden he just got attached.
Leaves me to head the NGO by myself. Oh well.
If you can't read the text..
u_klun..i'll go to the end of the world for you. but luckily for me, the earth is round. says:
hi!
- yj [ that's not false ] says:
hey
- yj [ that's not false ] says:
who's that in your dp
u_klun..i'll go to the end of the world for you. but luckily for me, the earth is round. says:
my girlfriend
I'm censoring YL's email because you all are so not going to be third parties even though YL might be hot and sexy. (That's what he will say to you.)
YL dropped a bombshell on me tonight. I NEVER KNEW BEFOREHAND LA TMD. There were no signs, no warnings but all of a sudden he just got attached.
Leaves me to head the NGO by myself. Oh well.
If you can't read the text..
u_klun..i'll go to the end of the world for you. but luckily for me, the earth is round. says:
hi!
- yj [ that's not false ] says:
hey
- yj [ that's not false ] says:
who's that in your dp
u_klun..i'll go to the end of the world for you. but luckily for me, the earth is round. says:
my girlfriend
I'm censoring YL's email because you all are so not going to be third parties even though YL might be hot and sexy. (That's what he will say to you.)
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Self-confidence
Among all those silly failures that I've listed, I'm afraid I left out one very important one.
FAILURE TO GET TOP 20 IN CHEM FOR PROMOS. (zomg!)
How could I forget that. Maybe I'm just living in my own world of denial.
Anyway, today's post is about feeling good. Assuming that life is tough and everyone wants to feel good, it is important to know how to feel good. Of course, you can't feel good when the circumstances are against you, but feelings are pretty much controlled by yourself, and therefore you have the power to feel good.
Or should I say, YOUR feelings are pretty much controlled by yourself. Everything is relative and everything should be put into perspective.
Let's take a very basic example - playing basketball. You have no idea how many times I've been shooting and missing by a few miles, usually because I think I'm shooting birds and blast the ball right over the board. Well, Michael Jordan missed his 9000 shots, and I haven't missed that many so far.
Though I haven't been playing a lot.. but never mind that.
The trick is to letting yourself believe that you are skilled in other areas.
If you play basketball and keep airballing (ie it doesn't touch the board because you're a weakling), you don't have to think you suck at basketball. Even if your coach says so, think that you are made for HANDBALL. Yup, in handball it is essential not to shoot over the goalmouth. Therefore that is the sport for you if you can't shoot high enough.
After all, it's quite true that sometimes the basket is too high. It's difficult to slam dunk and that takes away the fun of basketball.
If your aiming is just way off and even though you can reach the required height for basketball, it means that probably VOLLEYBALL is your game. Every cloud has a silver lining, and thus every failure must mean you have talent in someplace else. Shooting left and right will ensure that the opponent gets pwned. That's how volleyball works, and voila, you've made yourself useful again.
If you keep shooting too hard against the board (they call it 篮板球) and it just reflects right back to you, there is this game called WATERPOLO where hard shots are for the win. The only thing is that you have to know how to swim. If you don't, try doing ARCHERY. You could shoot birds up in trees.
If you keep shooting a little over the top of the basketball board, then perhaps you should consider playing NETBALL. You just need to be a little tyco, and the ball will automatically go in. Try a few high angle shots, and if they fail you in Netball, perhaps you are just made for Beach Volleyball, where I believe the net is slightly higher and you'd be ultimate ownage at that.
And if you think you're totally shit at basketball such that you blast the ball way over the top, or you can't seem to get the ball off the ground..
..you're not at your wits' end yet.
There's always BOWLING, a traditional favourite among those who likes aircon and who hates altitude. You don't swing bowling balls all over the place do you? And for those who keeps shooting WAY OVER THE TOP..
..uh, we refer you back to this module in RI Physical Education. Something we all did in our Sec 4 year. Territorial/invasion and the other games. I only remember one sort of game because I just don't really remember the rest (like duh).
Anyway, the thing is, if you fail at all the sports available, the module that I was talking about is.. INVENTING GAMES!! Many years have gone by and new things keep popping up all over the place. The idea is: if you can't find a sport you're good at, you MAKE a sport you're good at.
Many losers are bloody good at this. Notice when a country hosts the SEA Games or the Olympics, they get to choose what games they want to play? They simply take away the events they simply have no hope at, and then introduce some obscure crap that they trained for damn long and suddenly get free golds.
Of course, others might say it's cheap. But a gold is a gold.
Let's take for example HOOP TAKRAW, going to be played in the next SEA Games. It's quite obviously a cheap copy of sepak takraw, and adjusted a little to make it advantageous for those who keep pumping the ball way up high but without any power. While they get whooped in sepak takraw, they can seek solace that they are masters in getting balls in hoops.
Balls to them actually, that's no big deal. Still, they'd be wHOOPing at the end of the day when they get their medals because the world is about being good, no matter how you get there.
Don't let them get you down, Inventing Games are good. That's why it's graded for your final PE grade.
In other words, there's no reason not to have self-confidence. The world is made for you to succeed in, and already in sports you are guaranteed sure success.
Perhaps, if you are too lazy to move your arse on the basketball court or on any sort of playing field, you could invent this sport called STONING.
The possibilities are endless.
But I think I might win the stoning contest.
Still, in the meantime, do have self-confidence. It's good for your ego and it's good for feeling good. You get positive externalities when you feel good so uh, yup just feel good.
FAILURE TO GET TOP 20 IN CHEM FOR PROMOS. (zomg!)
How could I forget that. Maybe I'm just living in my own world of denial.
Anyway, today's post is about feeling good. Assuming that life is tough and everyone wants to feel good, it is important to know how to feel good. Of course, you can't feel good when the circumstances are against you, but feelings are pretty much controlled by yourself, and therefore you have the power to feel good.
Or should I say, YOUR feelings are pretty much controlled by yourself. Everything is relative and everything should be put into perspective.
Let's take a very basic example - playing basketball. You have no idea how many times I've been shooting and missing by a few miles, usually because I think I'm shooting birds and blast the ball right over the board. Well, Michael Jordan missed his 9000 shots, and I haven't missed that many so far.
Though I haven't been playing a lot.. but never mind that.
The trick is to letting yourself believe that you are skilled in other areas.
If you play basketball and keep airballing (ie it doesn't touch the board because you're a weakling), you don't have to think you suck at basketball. Even if your coach says so, think that you are made for HANDBALL. Yup, in handball it is essential not to shoot over the goalmouth. Therefore that is the sport for you if you can't shoot high enough.
After all, it's quite true that sometimes the basket is too high. It's difficult to slam dunk and that takes away the fun of basketball.
If your aiming is just way off and even though you can reach the required height for basketball, it means that probably VOLLEYBALL is your game. Every cloud has a silver lining, and thus every failure must mean you have talent in someplace else. Shooting left and right will ensure that the opponent gets pwned. That's how volleyball works, and voila, you've made yourself useful again.
If you keep shooting too hard against the board (they call it 篮板球) and it just reflects right back to you, there is this game called WATERPOLO where hard shots are for the win. The only thing is that you have to know how to swim. If you don't, try doing ARCHERY. You could shoot birds up in trees.
If you keep shooting a little over the top of the basketball board, then perhaps you should consider playing NETBALL. You just need to be a little tyco, and the ball will automatically go in. Try a few high angle shots, and if they fail you in Netball, perhaps you are just made for Beach Volleyball, where I believe the net is slightly higher and you'd be ultimate ownage at that.
And if you think you're totally shit at basketball such that you blast the ball way over the top, or you can't seem to get the ball off the ground..
..you're not at your wits' end yet.
There's always BOWLING, a traditional favourite among those who likes aircon and who hates altitude. You don't swing bowling balls all over the place do you? And for those who keeps shooting WAY OVER THE TOP..
..uh, we refer you back to this module in RI Physical Education. Something we all did in our Sec 4 year. Territorial/invasion and the other games. I only remember one sort of game because I just don't really remember the rest (like duh).
Anyway, the thing is, if you fail at all the sports available, the module that I was talking about is.. INVENTING GAMES!! Many years have gone by and new things keep popping up all over the place. The idea is: if you can't find a sport you're good at, you MAKE a sport you're good at.
Many losers are bloody good at this. Notice when a country hosts the SEA Games or the Olympics, they get to choose what games they want to play? They simply take away the events they simply have no hope at, and then introduce some obscure crap that they trained for damn long and suddenly get free golds.
Of course, others might say it's cheap. But a gold is a gold.
Let's take for example HOOP TAKRAW, going to be played in the next SEA Games. It's quite obviously a cheap copy of sepak takraw, and adjusted a little to make it advantageous for those who keep pumping the ball way up high but without any power. While they get whooped in sepak takraw, they can seek solace that they are masters in getting balls in hoops.
Balls to them actually, that's no big deal. Still, they'd be wHOOPing at the end of the day when they get their medals because the world is about being good, no matter how you get there.
Don't let them get you down, Inventing Games are good. That's why it's graded for your final PE grade.
In other words, there's no reason not to have self-confidence. The world is made for you to succeed in, and already in sports you are guaranteed sure success.
Perhaps, if you are too lazy to move your arse on the basketball court or on any sort of playing field, you could invent this sport called STONING.
The possibilities are endless.
But I think I might win the stoning contest.
Still, in the meantime, do have self-confidence. It's good for your ego and it's good for feeling good. You get positive externalities when you feel good so uh, yup just feel good.
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Failures
Okay it's the last day of JC1 (gasp!), and upon reflection, I shall post here my 5 biggest failures of the year.
1) Failure to sleep early. See, I'm still posting now, which proves a point. My Thursday posts are actually Wednesday posts, and my Wednesday posts are actually Tuesday posts. Such is the sad state of my uh, sleeping habits.
2) Failure to get school cancelled. Despite having Plan PSI 300, and despite getting all my friends to burn their notes, I am very disappointed to say that it failed. And therefore I burnt all my notes FOR NOTHING ARGH. Well I also formulated another plan to play a prank by sticking up a note at the side gate saying school is cancelled. Then pretend to be a victim and go home.
Sadly, I could not wake up early enough to paste the sheet of paper. Refer to Failure No. 1. By that I don't mean refer to me (some people might debate that I'm Failure No. 1 too), but the first failure that I've listed here. I've not enough guts anyway.
3) Failure to find more NBA members. I think I must have been too ambitious, trying to find NBA members in RJC but instead of expanding the NBA circle, I'm just inside being a loser while watching the world go buaya. I shall not comment any further, but I rate this as one of the failures that shouldn't have been there. I know there are MUGGERS around. I KNOW IT!
4) Failure to make Stall 2 auntie lose business. For her BAD WORK ATTITUDE and the POOR QUALITY OF LEMON TEA, I decided to launch a campaign against Stall 2, declaring war. The first idea was to do mass boycott, starting from my class. Almost my whole class still patronised the stall, the only guy not doing so being me. After half a day I realised I couldn't take it anymore and went to buy wedges from them. That was bad discipline, I admit.
Still, there can be no denial their lemon tea does taste like soapwater. And the auntie flirts with certain students, according to reliable but unnamed sources. Worse still, after flirting she doesn't give discount. Therefore I say don't bother. And therefore I say boycott Stall 2. Though we all know they are a bloody monopoly and by tomorrow, guaranteed everyone's going to be buying stuff from them unless they are Muslims fasting. Even so, Hari Raya Puasa is over and I think they'll get their business.
From everyone including me argh.
5) Failure to be the most failure. Although I have my off days, I guess I still can't qualify as "top failure" in RJC because there are others who have proved themselves more jacked than me. This is debatable as there are different ways to define "failure", but I passed my Chemistry and Chemistry is life so no, I can't be that bad a failure.
Unfortunately, life is about extremes and if you fail to get a title for yourself, you fail. I fail to be top failure and therefore I fail.
All right I'm seriously failing to understand what I'm writing. But school closes anyway, and TCS wishes everyone happy holidays. Do make good use of them by flying kites or playing soccer, we all know that these activities are good for you.
Me, I'll try to work on these failures so that they won't fail next year. Watch out Stall 2 hurhur.
1) Failure to sleep early. See, I'm still posting now, which proves a point. My Thursday posts are actually Wednesday posts, and my Wednesday posts are actually Tuesday posts. Such is the sad state of my uh, sleeping habits.
2) Failure to get school cancelled. Despite having Plan PSI 300, and despite getting all my friends to burn their notes, I am very disappointed to say that it failed. And therefore I burnt all my notes FOR NOTHING ARGH. Well I also formulated another plan to play a prank by sticking up a note at the side gate saying school is cancelled. Then pretend to be a victim and go home.
Sadly, I could not wake up early enough to paste the sheet of paper. Refer to Failure No. 1. By that I don't mean refer to me (some people might debate that I'm Failure No. 1 too), but the first failure that I've listed here. I've not enough guts anyway.
3) Failure to find more NBA members. I think I must have been too ambitious, trying to find NBA members in RJC but instead of expanding the NBA circle, I'm just inside being a loser while watching the world go buaya. I shall not comment any further, but I rate this as one of the failures that shouldn't have been there. I know there are MUGGERS around. I KNOW IT!
4) Failure to make Stall 2 auntie lose business. For her BAD WORK ATTITUDE and the POOR QUALITY OF LEMON TEA, I decided to launch a campaign against Stall 2, declaring war. The first idea was to do mass boycott, starting from my class. Almost my whole class still patronised the stall, the only guy not doing so being me. After half a day I realised I couldn't take it anymore and went to buy wedges from them. That was bad discipline, I admit.
Still, there can be no denial their lemon tea does taste like soapwater. And the auntie flirts with certain students, according to reliable but unnamed sources. Worse still, after flirting she doesn't give discount. Therefore I say don't bother. And therefore I say boycott Stall 2. Though we all know they are a bloody monopoly and by tomorrow, guaranteed everyone's going to be buying stuff from them unless they are Muslims fasting. Even so, Hari Raya Puasa is over and I think they'll get their business.
From everyone including me argh.
5) Failure to be the most failure. Although I have my off days, I guess I still can't qualify as "top failure" in RJC because there are others who have proved themselves more jacked than me. This is debatable as there are different ways to define "failure", but I passed my Chemistry and Chemistry is life so no, I can't be that bad a failure.
Unfortunately, life is about extremes and if you fail to get a title for yourself, you fail. I fail to be top failure and therefore I fail.
All right I'm seriously failing to understand what I'm writing. But school closes anyway, and TCS wishes everyone happy holidays. Do make good use of them by flying kites or playing soccer, we all know that these activities are good for you.
Me, I'll try to work on these failures so that they won't fail next year. Watch out Stall 2 hurhur.
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
RAGE
ZOMG latest development in the plot:
People want to camp outside RJC to slap/kill/whatever the elitist!! Come Wednesday, I'd expect crowds of people at RJC school gates. Only I have one humble request - can you please camp after 7:50am because before that I'll be on a mad rush to make it just in time and having loads of people at the gates will make me have to dodge my way in and slow down my quest for punctuality!
I don't want a white slip thanks.
People want to camp outside RJC to slap/kill/whatever the elitist!! Come Wednesday, I'd expect crowds of people at RJC school gates. Only I have one humble request - can you please camp after 7:50am because before that I'll be on a mad rush to make it just in time and having loads of people at the gates will make me have to dodge my way in and slow down my quest for punctuality!
I don't want a white slip thanks.
What happens when you're too smart
Article Review.. to show what happens when you're too smart.
Now I'm not going to put the certain RJC girl's article here, for such elitist filthy shit is not worthy to be published on a blog meant for utter nonsense. If you need a reference of any sort, go to this link kindly provided by YL, I don't know why he can't find a better link without any adverts.
http://forums.delphiforums.com/n/mb/display.asp?webtag=sammyboymod&msg=121090.1
Then as a student of RJC (shit now more people's gonna call it Raffles Junk Centre thanks to CERTAIN PEOPLE TSK), I am able to provide you with additional information! Yay! Like how the girl is actually a councillor with LOWEST CIP HOURS IN WHOLE COUNCIL! (bet you didn't know that haha)
And according to various sources, she's from Humanities class.
I feel that there are learning points to be taken away from this.
1) If you have elitist views, go write it on the walls on your house and stop blogging about it. Someone supposedly "smart" would have understood sedition and power of the masses. But did she? NO LOL. She chose to blog it and let the world rage at her. Needless to say, Lesson Number One says if you have elitist shit to say don't blog it.
2) Don't be an elitist. I suppose that's like duh. Because you can't be up there all the time. What happened after I got 97.7 percentile for Econs CT? I had the dubious honour of falling more than 30% into the abyss of an S grade for promos. As a result, I'm down for ****ing Econs remedial and that's because I was elite before. Just as Elite Four in Pokémon were beaten, you can't be up there all the time. Better to be a loser who wins at times. (Like me, though I don't win at all.)
3) Take Chemistry!! The subject is definitely going to bring you so down to earth man. Makes you think you're a dimwit, makes you feel like a useless piece of crap rotting in one corner. Now, has the girl ever been to Chemistry remedial? I doubt it. If she had she wouldn't be talking like that. She doesn't understand the concept of chiral centres, that being in the centre of attention will only cause you to have stereoisomers.
Stereoisomers, or different spatial arrangements of atoms with similar chemical formula (I think), denotes variety. Variety means confusion. Therefore having these isomers will cause your life to be in a mess. Life in a mess means your life is screwed. Which is what she is now. Perhaps she should have really considered taking Chemistry.
Long story cut short, I think she should stop bragging just because her papa's an MP or just because she's having fun taking Humanities. For one, taking Arts/Humans subjects grants you automatic promotion so it's no big deal that she's 18 and in J2. Next year I will be 18 and I will be in J2. So what is there to boast about?!
Dire consequences will follow suit. Reading her blog (now defunct), there is only one post just inviting comments. I last checked it two days ago and it has 112 comments. Now it has 279. Wow, is she now becoming more popular than TCS? These comments are highly interesting and a recommended read for everyone because it teaches you vulgarities from the lowest-class to uh, debates of the upper echelons. A real eye-opener for the world. Now someone's famous, huh?
Well, that's the consequence of being too smart.
At least I don't have 200 comments at the end of my post waiting to be read.
Perhaps those Ss and Us have been worth it after all. And oh by the way in latest news I got kicked out of Chemistry remedial. Much as I told the teacher I want to join because I DEFINITELY won't study if I don't go for remedial, he remained adamant that other people need more help.
Fine - I suppose he needs to learn it the hard way. I'll be back next year right after CTs.
Final reminder. Don't be too smart. If you've been a failure once, you wouldn't be down in the papers (for the wrong reasons) plus getting 200+ unpleasant comments on your blog. Frankly, I like my life with below-average grades better.
(Edit: Oh by the way she was GEP.. big surprise there ya. And turns out she took French. Bloody hell, such a disgrace to us Frenchies.)
Now I'm not going to put the certain RJC girl's article here, for such elitist filthy shit is not worthy to be published on a blog meant for utter nonsense. If you need a reference of any sort, go to this link kindly provided by YL, I don't know why he can't find a better link without any adverts.
http://forums.delphiforums.com/n/mb/display.asp?webtag=sammyboymod&msg=121090.1
Then as a student of RJC (shit now more people's gonna call it Raffles Junk Centre thanks to CERTAIN PEOPLE TSK), I am able to provide you with additional information! Yay! Like how the girl is actually a councillor with LOWEST CIP HOURS IN WHOLE COUNCIL! (bet you didn't know that haha)
And according to various sources, she's from Humanities class.
I feel that there are learning points to be taken away from this.
1) If you have elitist views, go write it on the walls on your house and stop blogging about it. Someone supposedly "smart" would have understood sedition and power of the masses. But did she? NO LOL. She chose to blog it and let the world rage at her. Needless to say, Lesson Number One says if you have elitist shit to say don't blog it.
2) Don't be an elitist. I suppose that's like duh. Because you can't be up there all the time. What happened after I got 97.7 percentile for Econs CT? I had the dubious honour of falling more than 30% into the abyss of an S grade for promos. As a result, I'm down for ****ing Econs remedial and that's because I was elite before. Just as Elite Four in Pokémon were beaten, you can't be up there all the time. Better to be a loser who wins at times. (Like me, though I don't win at all.)
3) Take Chemistry!! The subject is definitely going to bring you so down to earth man. Makes you think you're a dimwit, makes you feel like a useless piece of crap rotting in one corner. Now, has the girl ever been to Chemistry remedial? I doubt it. If she had she wouldn't be talking like that. She doesn't understand the concept of chiral centres, that being in the centre of attention will only cause you to have stereoisomers.
Stereoisomers, or different spatial arrangements of atoms with similar chemical formula (I think), denotes variety. Variety means confusion. Therefore having these isomers will cause your life to be in a mess. Life in a mess means your life is screwed. Which is what she is now. Perhaps she should have really considered taking Chemistry.
Long story cut short, I think she should stop bragging just because her papa's an MP or just because she's having fun taking Humanities. For one, taking Arts/Humans subjects grants you automatic promotion so it's no big deal that she's 18 and in J2. Next year I will be 18 and I will be in J2. So what is there to boast about?!
Dire consequences will follow suit. Reading her blog (now defunct), there is only one post just inviting comments. I last checked it two days ago and it has 112 comments. Now it has 279. Wow, is she now becoming more popular than TCS? These comments are highly interesting and a recommended read for everyone because it teaches you vulgarities from the lowest-class to uh, debates of the upper echelons. A real eye-opener for the world. Now someone's famous, huh?
Well, that's the consequence of being too smart.
At least I don't have 200 comments at the end of my post waiting to be read.
Perhaps those Ss and Us have been worth it after all. And oh by the way in latest news I got kicked out of Chemistry remedial. Much as I told the teacher I want to join because I DEFINITELY won't study if I don't go for remedial, he remained adamant that other people need more help.
Fine - I suppose he needs to learn it the hard way. I'll be back next year right after CTs.
Final reminder. Don't be too smart. If you've been a failure once, you wouldn't be down in the papers (for the wrong reasons) plus getting 200+ unpleasant comments on your blog. Frankly, I like my life with below-average grades better.
(Edit: Oh by the way she was GEP.. big surprise there ya. And turns out she took French. Bloody hell, such a disgrace to us Frenchies.)
Monday, October 16, 2006
For those who have fallen
Promos results might be depressing, but you might take comfort in the knowledge that failure is the mother of success. It's been repeated so many times, that even in the recent CCAL Conference, the speaker (some big shot) noted that it was precisely because he failed so many times, which was why he succeeded.
And oops, Michael Jordan said that too. "I failed so many times, and that's why I succeed." - or something to that effect. Even if that quote doesn't make sense to you, it still doesn't change the fact that Michael Jordan is great.
He did mention as well that he missed 9000 shots before he finally turned pro. Now if there's one thing I question, it's his arithmetic ability. I'm sure he actually bothers to count the number of shots he misses? Those Americans are seriously crazy statcounters, or they are a great bunch of liars.
Of course we all know it's the latter.
Anyway, that's not the point. Taking a lesson from Michael Jordan, let us analyse how to succeed.
SUCCESS - is made out of Ss, U, Cs and an E.
Put that into your grades for promos, and you realise.. EH IT FITS EXACTLY. Scoring C, E, S or U does not mean the end of the world, it is merely the beginning of success. You can't succeed until you get that sort of grade first. Those who score As all the way through, you're at a disadvantage. And you know it. Now.
For those who get D and think you are out of range as SUCCESS = {C,E,S,U), don't worry.
There's always the verb, SUCCEED.
Ds are still pretty much in DEMAND. I like.
On the other hand, we see where As lead to.
_ A _ _ _ _ E
The word starts with F and ends with E. Now oops, did I see someone guessing "failure"? Getting As means you get complacent, and even if you don't, you have to keep momentum at the top and not lose steam. I'm not saying that's difficult, I'm saying I'd rather improve than stay stagnant at the top.
Getting 4 As all the time, will it not get boring?
Call it sour grapes if you want, I call it careful analysis of spelling.
So for those who have been getting C and below, my heart goes out to you. After all, having spent more than half my RJ life getting those grades (C to U).. and now that I've got back my promos..
THE TRADITION CONTINUES.
Essentially, this is a post to motivate myself as well. When the A levels come, we'll all get 4 As anyway. Don't worry, it's all under control.
And next time you complain about your C, think of the way you spell "success".
If you spell it any other way, then you fail GP.
(By the way, SUCCESS in French is RÉUSSITE, which shows even more violently how E, S and U will lead you to success. Yes one day we will all get there. Wherever "there" may be.)
And oops, Michael Jordan said that too. "I failed so many times, and that's why I succeed." - or something to that effect. Even if that quote doesn't make sense to you, it still doesn't change the fact that Michael Jordan is great.
He did mention as well that he missed 9000 shots before he finally turned pro. Now if there's one thing I question, it's his arithmetic ability. I'm sure he actually bothers to count the number of shots he misses? Those Americans are seriously crazy statcounters, or they are a great bunch of liars.
Of course we all know it's the latter.
Anyway, that's not the point. Taking a lesson from Michael Jordan, let us analyse how to succeed.
SUCCESS - is made out of Ss, U, Cs and an E.
Put that into your grades for promos, and you realise.. EH IT FITS EXACTLY. Scoring C, E, S or U does not mean the end of the world, it is merely the beginning of success. You can't succeed until you get that sort of grade first. Those who score As all the way through, you're at a disadvantage. And you know it. Now.
For those who get D and think you are out of range as SUCCESS = {C,E,S,U), don't worry.
There's always the verb, SUCCEED.
Ds are still pretty much in DEMAND. I like.
On the other hand, we see where As lead to.
_ A _ _ _ _ E
The word starts with F and ends with E. Now oops, did I see someone guessing "failure"? Getting As means you get complacent, and even if you don't, you have to keep momentum at the top and not lose steam. I'm not saying that's difficult, I'm saying I'd rather improve than stay stagnant at the top.
Getting 4 As all the time, will it not get boring?
Call it sour grapes if you want, I call it careful analysis of spelling.
So for those who have been getting C and below, my heart goes out to you. After all, having spent more than half my RJ life getting those grades (C to U).. and now that I've got back my promos..
THE TRADITION CONTINUES.
Essentially, this is a post to motivate myself as well. When the A levels come, we'll all get 4 As anyway. Don't worry, it's all under control.
And next time you complain about your C, think of the way you spell "success".
If you spell it any other way, then you fail GP.
(By the way, SUCCESS in French is RÉUSSITE, which shows even more violently how E, S and U will lead you to success. Yes one day we will all get there. Wherever "there" may be.)
Sunday, October 15, 2006
Forrest Gump
Sorry if I'm retarded, but do you think Forrest Gump is spastic?
He goes "My mama says life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get."
Somehow I came across this somewhere on the Net, and I don't know if I've said this before - but when you have a box of chocolates, you know you're going to freaking get chocolates. And I don't know what sort of analogy is that, how can you compare life to a box of chocolates?
Anyway I'm sitting around killing time till Monday because I can't wait to get back my promos results. That is because I believe I've waited long enough, and patience isn't really one of my strong points.
In fact, I believe patience isn't even a strong point.
Let's look at it this way: If you are injured, you go to hospital. If you go to hospital, you become a.. PATIENT. Therefore patience is an act of weakness.
Get impatient. Just waste time till Monday.
No one followed the PSI 300 plan, unfortunately, and I've been to meaningless lessons for the past week. I am very disappointed to note that Singaporeans and RJC students aren't that obedient after all. They cannot carry out instructions properly.
Next time go army how?
Okay I think that's a very huge issue to tackle now.
I'm off to waste more time till Monday. Then I will start finding ways to console myself IN CASE I do not get good grades. It's called mental preparation, man.
Meanwhile, don't ever say life is like a box of chocolates. The only thing that is like a box of chocolates is..
..well, another box of chocolates.
He goes "My mama says life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get."
Somehow I came across this somewhere on the Net, and I don't know if I've said this before - but when you have a box of chocolates, you know you're going to freaking get chocolates. And I don't know what sort of analogy is that, how can you compare life to a box of chocolates?
Anyway I'm sitting around killing time till Monday because I can't wait to get back my promos results. That is because I believe I've waited long enough, and patience isn't really one of my strong points.
In fact, I believe patience isn't even a strong point.
Let's look at it this way: If you are injured, you go to hospital. If you go to hospital, you become a.. PATIENT. Therefore patience is an act of weakness.
Get impatient. Just waste time till Monday.
No one followed the PSI 300 plan, unfortunately, and I've been to meaningless lessons for the past week. I am very disappointed to note that Singaporeans and RJC students aren't that obedient after all. They cannot carry out instructions properly.
Next time go army how?
Okay I think that's a very huge issue to tackle now.
I'm off to waste more time till Monday. Then I will start finding ways to console myself IN CASE I do not get good grades. It's called mental preparation, man.
Meanwhile, don't ever say life is like a box of chocolates. The only thing that is like a box of chocolates is..
..well, another box of chocolates.
Monday, October 09, 2006
WTH?
This is the greatest irony of the school CCA system.
RJC only grants a certain CCA (let's say Cross Country) DSA students if they finish first. Well Cross Country Boys did finish first the previous year, so that's why we had some DSA J1s this year.
However, as Cross Country had to dismally finish FOURTH this year, we are not allowed DSA next year.
Now think about it. Isn't it stupid? Precisely because we finished fourth which is why we need the DSA to improve our performances.
Looks like RJC with all its ideas of elitism has done it again - DSA making the strong stronger and the weak being left to rot. That's seriously RJC tradition. Like how they treat those who got GPA 3.8 and above like God (or at least relative to other students) while faguts like me fall by the wayside.
No help then no help la!
I think next year my Cross Country chances of getting Top 20 as high of getting Chemistry Top 20.
Well, if I even make the team in the first place haha.
RJC only grants a certain CCA (let's say Cross Country) DSA students if they finish first. Well Cross Country Boys did finish first the previous year, so that's why we had some DSA J1s this year.
However, as Cross Country had to dismally finish FOURTH this year, we are not allowed DSA next year.
Now think about it. Isn't it stupid? Precisely because we finished fourth which is why we need the DSA to improve our performances.
Looks like RJC with all its ideas of elitism has done it again - DSA making the strong stronger and the weak being left to rot. That's seriously RJC tradition. Like how they treat those who got GPA 3.8 and above like God (or at least relative to other students) while faguts like me fall by the wayside.
No help then no help la!
I think next year my Cross Country chances of getting Top 20 as high of getting Chemistry Top 20.
Well, if I even make the team in the first place haha.
Saturday, October 07, 2006
Instructions - PLAN PSI 300
Okay owing to PSI levels hitting 150 now, we've received new instructions from.. one of my friends.
I was thinking about it while watching news (or rather while my parents were watching news while turning on the sound REAL LOUD), because they did mention if the PSI hit 300 they'd have to stop school.
While physical activity is not recommended for PSI 51-100 and banned from PSI 100 onwards. And by the way, I'm not making this up - TCS isn't totally fiction if you haven't realised by now.
So I decided to give haze an ultimatum: 1) get down to zero so I can make my legs ache again or 2) get up to 300 so NO MORE SCHOOL. Since it's at PSI 150 now, it should be equally easy to reach either side.
But considering PSI 0 would be perfect and we all know that utopia doesn't exist, I think we should whack it up to 300 and just let school be cancelled. After all, the threat of doing PW is worse than the threat of dying from haze. I don't know about all of you but I have aircon and you must realise that we at TCS aren't exactly morally conscious people.
Here's the plan. Courtesy of my classmate.
' los dazzling soup says:
QUICK EVERYONE PROMOS ARE OVER
' los dazzling soup says:
BURN ALL YOUR NOTES
' los dazzling soup says:
MAKE PSI RISE
' los dazzling soup says:
THEN SCHOOL WILL CLOSE
- yj [ no. 10 ] says:
LOL
- yj [ no. 10 ] says:
three hundred.
- yj [ no. 10 ] says:
what are the chances
' los dazzling soup says:
very good if you all obey!
' los dazzling soup says:
start now!
- yj [ no. 10 ] says:
LOL
..and here we go! Wheeeeeee!
Talk about burning stuff today some old man was downstairs burning incense at the void deck of my block. Which kinda made me incensed but then again with this newly-formulated plan I think we should encourage all senior citizens to start paying respects to their ancestors NOW!
We call it PLAN PSI 300. GO GO!
(Edit: And maybe Singapore Pools could have betting. Like if the PSI is going to rise in the next hour, and all the various margins that it would change by. Ladbrokes and the English bookies have so much crap to bet about (eg if Beckham vomits in his next match), we could challenge them by offering such services too. Crap bets. Then another source of income for the Pools or the gambler, depends if I am the gambler or not. Anyway, considering that air pollution is air pollution, and Singapore Pools, being the Pools, shouldn't be much affected at all. Yup cheers.)
I was thinking about it while watching news (or rather while my parents were watching news while turning on the sound REAL LOUD), because they did mention if the PSI hit 300 they'd have to stop school.
While physical activity is not recommended for PSI 51-100 and banned from PSI 100 onwards. And by the way, I'm not making this up - TCS isn't totally fiction if you haven't realised by now.
So I decided to give haze an ultimatum: 1) get down to zero so I can make my legs ache again or 2) get up to 300 so NO MORE SCHOOL. Since it's at PSI 150 now, it should be equally easy to reach either side.
But considering PSI 0 would be perfect and we all know that utopia doesn't exist, I think we should whack it up to 300 and just let school be cancelled. After all, the threat of doing PW is worse than the threat of dying from haze. I don't know about all of you but I have aircon and you must realise that we at TCS aren't exactly morally conscious people.
Here's the plan. Courtesy of my classmate.
' los dazzling soup says:
QUICK EVERYONE PROMOS ARE OVER
' los dazzling soup says:
BURN ALL YOUR NOTES
' los dazzling soup says:
MAKE PSI RISE
' los dazzling soup says:
THEN SCHOOL WILL CLOSE
- yj [ no. 10 ] says:
LOL
- yj [ no. 10 ] says:
three hundred.
- yj [ no. 10 ] says:
what are the chances
' los dazzling soup says:
very good if you all obey!
' los dazzling soup says:
start now!
- yj [ no. 10 ] says:
LOL
..and here we go! Wheeeeeee!
Talk about burning stuff today some old man was downstairs burning incense at the void deck of my block. Which kinda made me incensed but then again with this newly-formulated plan I think we should encourage all senior citizens to start paying respects to their ancestors NOW!
We call it PLAN PSI 300. GO GO!
(Edit: And maybe Singapore Pools could have betting. Like if the PSI is going to rise in the next hour, and all the various margins that it would change by. Ladbrokes and the English bookies have so much crap to bet about (eg if Beckham vomits in his next match), we could challenge them by offering such services too. Crap bets. Then another source of income for the Pools or the gambler, depends if I am the gambler or not. Anyway, considering that air pollution is air pollution, and Singapore Pools, being the Pools, shouldn't be much affected at all. Yup cheers.)
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